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    Crazy in Love: At the Planet.

    Just as
    Tina was losing herself in memories, Bette strolled into the Planet without a
    care in the world. ‘God she looks great.’ Tina thought as Bette made her way to
    the table. ‘I hope you are ready Porter. Today is going to be ***** for you.’


    At that very second Bette’s eyes locked on Tina’s from across the room. As
    Bette approached she instantly recognized that look. Tina was horny as ***** and
    she was going to make Bette pay for it. Bette instantly thought to the last
    time she had seen that look and said the only thing that came to her mind.
    “*****.”

     

    ***

    “Bette?” Alice questioned. 

     

    “Ummhey
    guys.” Bette stammered as she absorbed the raw desire emitting from Tina’s
    body.

     

    ‘Oh Christ’
    Bette thought to herself as she found herself getting lost in the dark pools of
    Tina’s eyes.  Had Bette been deaf, dumb
    and blind she still would have been able to recognize the heat flowing from
    Tina.  Desire was coursing through her
    body and the hairs on the back of her neck were on end.  Tina wanted to play and Bette knew instantly
    that breakfast was going to be torture. ‘I am so screwed.’ Bette groaned
    inwardly.

     

    “Sit.”
    Shane said as she pointed towards the empty chair next to Tina. 

     

    ‘Of
    courseright next to Tina.’ Bette laughed to herself. “Yeah, okay” Bette said
    out loud as she walked uncomfortably around the table.  “Hello Tina.”

     

    “Bette.  How are you?” 
    Tina smirked as she noticed the flush creeping up her wife’s long
    slender neck.  Tina intended to fully
    repay Bette for her teasing on the phone the other day.  She had been simply calling to ask Bette’s
    opinion on something when Bette had decided to play some games.  When Tina was panting and on the verge of
    release, Bette had cut the conversation off and told Tina she’d see her in a
    few hours.  ‘You are going down in
    flames, Porter.’ Tina thought as she watched Bette’s arousal flare in the
    middle of a crowded restaurant. ‘In flames’

     

    The group
    was staring questioningly at Bette, waiting for an answer to Tina’s query.  “Bette?”
    Alice said as she threw a grape at Bette’s
    face. “What’s up with you today?”

     

    “Ouch!”
    Bette yelled as the grape hit her in the eye. 
    “What the ***** was that for?”

     

    “Pay
    attention if you don’t want flying objects coming at your face.”
    Alice said as she stuck her tongue out at
    Bette.

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    Comments

    1. So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
      Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”

      “Read one of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

    2. Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.

    3. Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:

      Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…”

      I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.

    4. I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.” just cracked me up.

      By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.

    5. Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story

    6. Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.

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