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    Crazy in Love: At the Planet.

     

    Just as she
    started to calm herself down, Bette felt Tina. 
    More accurately she felt Tina’s bare foot moving under her pants leg and
    up her calf.  ‘You have got to be *****
    kidding me.’ Bette screamed silently as she tried to pull away from Tina’s
    movements.

     

    “You okay
    Bette?” Tina asked innocently as she rubbed against Bette under the table.  “You look a littleodd this morning.” 

     

    “Um yeah
    ba.um, Tina.”  Bette stammered.  “I’m good. 
    Good.  I’m good.” 

     

    Had the
    other three women sitting at the table even been remotely paying attention,
    they would have immediately known that there was something up with Bette and
    Tina.  Currently they were wrapped around
    Alice‘s laptop looking at the most recent
    updates of the infamous ‘Chart.’ 

     

    “Do you see
    thishere and here?” 
    Alice pointed to the screen. “I’m
    basically having ***** with myself in circles.”

     

    “Bad mental
    image.”  Shane responded.

     

    “I still
    can’t get over Lara and Gabby.”  Dana said.  “It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve
    heard in a long ***** time.”

     

    “Read one
    of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

     

    “What?” Alice asked.

     

    “I know
    she’s my roommate and everything butshe’s ***** weird.  Not ‘
    Alice‘ weird but more ‘I regularly talk
    to myself and the characters I’ve created’ weird.”  Shane explained.

     

    “I’m not
    weird.  What the ***** is ‘
    Alice weird’?”  Alice yelled.

     

    “Oh
    sweetheart.  I love you, but you are a
    freak.”  Dana smiled as she wrapped her
    arm around the sulking blonde.  “A
    loveable freak.”

     

    “Loveable
    to you, Dana.  The rest of us just try to
    make it through breakfast.” Shane laughed as she pushed
    Alice‘s shoulder. 

     

    The festive
    banter between Alice, Dana and Shane was virtually non-existent in Bette
    Porter’s mind.  The laughter and playful
    jibes had been reduced to a quiet drone in the background and all of Bette’s
    thoughts were focused on one thing.  Tina
    Kennard.  Well to be more specificTina
    Kennard’s hand and the current direction it was heading in.  ‘She can’t possibly be doing this here!’
    Bette moaned inwardly.  ‘She is absolutely
    doing this here.  Oh *****.’

     

    Tina
    laughed to herself as she watched Bette’s reaction to her teasing.  ‘Payback baby.  Just a little payback.’ Tina giggled as she
    watched Bette try to keep a straight face. 
    Tina’s fingers were now slipping back and forth under the waistband of
    Bette’s pants in a taunting motion.  Bette
    was struggling for control in the situation and Tina was about to take it all
    away.  ‘Let’s take this a little further,
    see if we can crack all of Ms. Porter’s defenses.’ 

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    Comments

    1. So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
      Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”

      “Read one of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

    2. Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.

    3. Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:

      Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…”

      I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.

    4. I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.” just cracked me up.

      By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.

    5. Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story

    6. Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.

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