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    Crazy in Love: At the Planet.


    Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head.  “2×2 is 4. 
    4×4 is 16.  16 squared is”  Just then any coherent thought Bette had was
    ripped away as Tina flicked open the button of Bette’s pants.  All Bette could do was whimper as Tina’s
    slender fingers grasped the zipper and began a torturous decent.

     

    Tina’s game
    was now beginning to affect her more than she could stand.  ‘***** hormones.’ Tina grimaced.  Her face was flushed and her breathing was
    uneven.  ‘We haven’t stopped having *****
    in days and just looking at her can do this to me.’ Tina moaned as she clenched
    her thighs together in hopes of stifling her unbearable arousal.  At that exact moment Alice and the girls
    decided to make their presence known once again.

     

     

    “Hey!  I am very lovable.  Just ask Porter.  She can’t get enough of me!  Right Porter?” Alice questioned and the entire table
    turned their attention to Bette and Tina. 

     

    Bette was
    staring at the girls with an unreadable expression on her face.  “What?” she questioned as she slowly joined
    reality once again. 

     

    “Not
    particularly lovable.”  Tina snapped in
    frustration.  She’d been so close to her
    goal only to have it snapped away.

     

    “Hey
    T.  What’s up with you today?” 
    Alice asked, taken aback by Tina’s abrupt
    response. 

     

    “Nothing.  Sorry Al.” 
    Tina said as she calmed down. 
    “Hormones, you know?  They make
    you crazy.”

     

    “Crazy
    horny.”  Shane laughed.  Shane had been watching Bette and Tina out of
    the corner of her eye for the last few minutes. 
    She had known they reunited weeks ago. 
     The happiness was palpable-almost
    radiating off of the pair in waves.  Even
    if she had been blind to the signs that were laying bare for all to see, the
    fact that they like to have ***** in their backyard was proof enough.

     

    Shane hid a
    small smile as she remembered the first time she had seen them having ***** in
    their pool in the early hours of the morning. 
    It had filled her with a sense of calm and contentment that she hadn’t
    known was possible.  Whether it was
    because of Tina’s pregnancy or the excitement of their reunion, Shane didn’t
    know, but the newly joined couple had apparently begun some sort of *****
    marathon–a marathon that they were currently continuing right before everyone
    in the Planet.

     

    “Horny?”  Dana questioned. 

     

    “Yeah.  Apparently pregnant women just can’t get
    enough.” 
    Alice answered.  “If you ever need any ‘help’ Tina I’d be more
    than willing”
    Alice started before Dana smacked her from behind.

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    Comments

    1. So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
      Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”

      “Read one of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

    2. Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.

    3. Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:

      Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…”

      I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.

    4. I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.” just cracked me up.

      By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.

    5. Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story

    6. Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.

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