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    Crazy in Love: At the Planet.

    Story written on April 17, 2005 by morrison7371.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=53294
    Author Notes:

    Tina teases Bette in public.

     

    “Flying objects?  I think that warning should be reserved for
    Dana if she’s having ***** with you, don’t you think Al?”  Bette responded quickly with a smirk on her
    face.

     

    “What is
    she talking about?” Dana asked innocently.

     

    “Yeah,
    Dane.  I’d be careful if I were you.”  Shane said seriously. 

     

    “What?”
    Dana asked again.

     

    “You guys
    are such fuckers.”     Alice started, clearly annoyed at her group of
    friends.  “It happened one time!”

     

    “What
    happened once?” Dana demanded. 

     

    “Well
    apparently Miss Alice here had a little incident with a strap o” Shane
    attempted to explain before she was interrupted by a pissed of     Alice.

     

    “I’m going
    to kill you guys.  And Nina!  She has such a big ***** mouth.”     Alice fumed.

     

    “Oh
    please.  You’re one to talk.”  Tina laughed.

     

    “Bite me.” Alice snapped.

     

    “Is that
    anyway to treat a pregnant lady?”  Tina
    asked innocently.

     

    “No.”  Bette glared pointedly at Alice.

     

    ‘*****.’
    Tina thought as she looked at her wife. ‘Could you be more obvious over there
    Porter?’ Tina groaned inwardly as she kicked Bette under the table. 

     

    Bette was
    pulled out of her thoughts as she felt Tina’s swift kick to her unsuspecting
    leg.  She quickly turned to face her
    attacker with a shocked look on her face. 
    Bette knew that keeping their secret for the next 36 hours was going to
    be even harder.  ‘Tina isn’t helping
    matters.’ Bette thought as she pouted. 
    ‘I don’t even want to be here.  We
    could be at home in bed right now!’

     

    Tina
    immediately noticed Bette’s childish antics. 
    She stifled a laugh as she saw Bette slouch in her chair and cross her
    arms against her chest in protest.  ‘Hmm
    PorterI think now is my opening.’ Tina thought to herself as she tried to
    listen to the conversation around her.

     

    “God Bette,
    what’s up your ***** today?”     Alice questioned. “Do you have to be so bitchy
    all the time?”

     

    “Shut up,
    Al.” Bette snapped.

     

    “Jesus,
    someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”  Dana replied, eyes wide.

     

    “I woke up
    fine.” Bette smiled as she remembered how and who had woken her up just a few
    short hours ago.  ‘***** Porter!  Don’t think about that now.  Think about anything else.  Anything else.’ Bette groaned as her arousal
    once again returned and dominated her body. 
    ‘Helena Peabody! *****! Anything else!     Alice! Alice knows TinaTina’s sitting right
    next to me! *****, *****, *****. Kit and Benjamin! 
    Ewww…disgusting!  Hey that
    worked!’

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    Comments

    2. So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
      Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”

      “Read one of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

    6. Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.

    8. Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:

      Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…”

      I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.

    11. I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.” just cracked me up.

      By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.

    12. Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story

    13. Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.

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