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    Crazy in Love: At the Planet.

     

    “Watch it.”
    Dana glared.

     

    “I’m just
    kidding you guys.  I’m sorry.” 
    Alice apologized as she took in Bette and
    Tina’s bright red faces. 
    Alice figured she had embarrassed the
    separated couple.  ‘*****. Great job
    Alice.’ Alice scolded herself. ‘You’ve only
    reminded them of what they don’t have! 
    Bette has to be dying just thinking about what she’s missing.  And Tina is visibly uncomfortable. *****’ 

     

    “I didn’t
    mean anything I swear.”
    Alice apologized again.

     

    “Al.  Really, it’s fine.” Tina responded
    quickly.  Her body was screaming for
    release and she knew she had to leave the Planet as quickly as possible.

     

    Bette was
    finally making her way back to the conversation when she heard
    Alice offer up her services to Tina.  ‘She better not think she can touch my
    wife.  I’ll kick her ***** *****.’ Bette thought
    as she stared down the quirky blonde. 
    Bette felt Tina moving next to her.


    “Sorry to run guys, but I think I need to go home.”  Tina attempted to explain. 

     

    “T” Alice started.


    “
    Alice, you didn’t do anything wrong.  I promise.” 
    Tina laughed as she kissed
    Alice‘s head.  Tina turned and locked her eyes with Bette,
    silently conveying her love and need. 
    “Now I better get home before I simply burst.”

     

    “Is Alice
    Jr. here jumping around on your bladder again?” 
    Alice asked as she rubbed Tina’s swollen stomach.

     

    “Pregnancy
    is so weird.”  Dana added.

     

    “And
    beautiful.” Shane said.

    “So sweet, Uncle Shane.” Tina laughed as she rubbed Shane’s hair in
    affection.  “Pregnancy is very odd, but I
    really do love every second of it. 
    Everything is so emotional and your only job is to protect and care for
    this life inside of you.  The changes to
    your body are very hard to get used to.” 


    Tina had once again lost herself in the dark eyes of Bette Porter.  She had forgotten that anyone else was in the
    room, but she still kept speaking to the small group. 

     

    “Sometimes
    you just get sofrustrated.  And you are
    just begging forrelease.”  Tina finished
    in almost a whisper as she raked her eyes over Bette.

     

    “I can’t
    even imagine!  Having to pee all of the
    time?  How weird!”  Dana’s elevated voice pulled both Tina and
    Bette away from their x-rated thoughts they had so easily fallen in to. 

     

    “Guys, I’m
    going to go.  I’ll talk to you
    later.”  Tina said quickly as she
    practically hobbled out of the Planet.

     

    Bette
    watched the retreating figure of her wife. 
    The wave of sadness and longing that overtook her was too much.  She had to get out of here.  She had to be with Tina now.

     

    “I love
    Tina, but she has got to get laid.” 
    Alice said.  “One second she’s happy and the next she’s
    ready to rip your head off.  What’s
    that?”

     

    “That might
    just be her reaction to you Al.”  Shane
    responded with a smirk.

     

    “Funny.”  Alice said, sticking her tongue out at
    her friend.  Bette suddenly shot up out
    of her chair and started throwing her coat back on.  “Where you going in such a hurry
    Porter?” 
    Alice asked.

     

    “I uhhave
    to go.  ArtpeoplepaintI gotta go.”
    Bette stammered as images of a naked and aroused Tina flooded her mind.  ‘Jesus Christ.  How did I get stuck with pregnancy hormones
    too?’ Bette inwardly groaned.  ‘Gotta
    leave. Got to get out of her.  Got to
    find Tina.”

     

    “Art,
    people and paint?  What are you talking
    about?” a confused
    Alice asked.

     

    “I
    justthere are thingsstuffpeople.” Bette said as she threw cash down on the
    table.


    “You are officially making no sense.” 
    Alice countered.

     

    “Al!  Let it go! 
    I’ll talk to you later!”  Bette
    yelled.  “I’m sorry guys.  I just have to gobye.”  Bette said as she ran out of the Planet.

     

    “She needs
    to get laid too.” Dana said as she watched Bette flee the Planet.

     

    “What the
    ***** is wrong with everyone?”
    Alice grumbled. 

     

    “Nothing’s
    wrong.  I think everything is just
    right.”  Shane responded with a grin from
    ear-to-ear.  “Everything’s finally
    right.”

     

    “What the
    ***** are you babbling about over there?”
    Alice snapped.  “When did I become the most normal person
    around?”

     

    “I don’t
    think we’ll ever be in danger from that happening
    Alice.” 
    Dana said seriously.

     

    “Especially
    with Jenny around.”  Shane added.

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    Comments

    1. So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
      Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.”

      “Read one of Jenny’s stories.” Shane responded.

    2. Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.

    3. Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:

      Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…”

      I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.

    4. I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.” just cracked me up.

      By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.

    5. Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story

    6. Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.

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