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Crazy in Love: At the Planet.
“Watch it.”
Dana glared.
“I’m just
kidding you guys. I’m sorry.”
Tina’s bright red faces.
separated couple. ‘*****. Great job
reminded them of what they don’t have!
Bette has to be dying just thinking about what she’s missing. And Tina is visibly uncomfortable. *****’
“I didn’t
mean anything I swear.”
“Al. Really, it’s fine.” Tina responded
quickly. Her body was screaming for
release and she knew she had to leave the Planet as quickly as possible.
Bette was
finally making her way back to the conversation when she heard
wife. I’ll kick her ***** *****.’ Bette thought
as she stared down the quirky blonde.
Bette felt Tina moving next to her.
“Sorry to run guys, but I think I need to go home.” Tina attempted to explain.
“T”
“
Tina laughed as she kissed
silently conveying her love and need.
“Now I better get home before I simply burst.”
“Is Alice
Jr. here jumping around on your bladder again?”
“Pregnancy
is so weird.” Dana added.
“And
beautiful.” Shane said.
“So sweet, Uncle Shane.” Tina laughed as she rubbed Shane’s hair in
affection. “Pregnancy is very odd, but I
really do love every second of it.
Everything is so emotional and your only job is to protect and care for
this life inside of you. The changes to
your body are very hard to get used to.”
Tina had once again lost herself in the dark eyes of Bette Porter. She had forgotten that anyone else was in the
room, but she still kept speaking to the small group.
“Sometimes
you just get sofrustrated. And you are
just begging forrelease.” Tina finished
in almost a whisper as she raked her eyes over Bette.
“I can’t
even imagine! Having to pee all of the
time? How weird!” Dana’s elevated voice pulled both Tina and
Bette away from their x-rated thoughts they had so easily fallen in to.
“Guys, I’m
going to go. I’ll talk to you
later.” Tina said quickly as she
practically hobbled out of the Planet.
Bette
watched the retreating figure of her wife.
The wave of sadness and longing that overtook her was too much. She had to get out of here. She had to be with Tina now.
“I love
Tina, but she has got to get laid.”
ready to rip your head off. What’s
that?”
“That might
just be her reaction to you Al.” Shane
responded with a smirk.
“Funny.”
her friend. Bette suddenly shot up out
of her chair and started throwing her coat back on. “Where you going in such a hurry
Porter?”
“I uhhave
to go. ArtpeoplepaintI gotta go.”
Bette stammered as images of a naked and aroused Tina flooded her mind. ‘Jesus Christ. How did I get stuck with pregnancy hormones
too?’ Bette inwardly groaned. ‘Gotta
leave. Got to get out of her. Got to
find Tina.”
“Art,
people and paint? What are you talking
about?” a confused
“I
justthere are thingsstuffpeople.” Bette said as she threw cash down on the
table.
“You are officially making no sense.”
“Al! Let it go!
I’ll talk to you later!” Bette
yelled. “I’m sorry guys. I just have to gobye.” Bette said as she ran out of the Planet.
“She needs
to get laid too.” Dana said as she watched Bette flee the Planet.
“What the
***** is wrong with everyone?”
“Nothing’s
wrong. I think everything is just
right.” Shane responded with a grin from
ear-to-ear. “Everything’s finally
right.”
“What the
***** are you babbling about over there?”
around?”
“I don’t
think we’ll ever be in danger from that happening
Dana said seriously.
“Especially
with Jenny around.” Shane added.
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(64 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
I was waiting for you to post an update.I need to read about the big announcement.
So many nice, funny touches here…and nice nice touches, too. (And those touches under the table, which are a topic for another day.)
Have to say I really liked the Jenny comments, eg:“It’s still the weirdest thing that I’ve heard in a long fucking time.â€
“Read one of Jenny’s stories.†Shane responded.
absolutely loved it. Keep them coming, no pun intended honest.LOL.
I am sorry, forgot that Alice and Dana knew.
Payback is hell Porter. go home take care of you wife. Shane is so funny.mweird Jenny/ Dana is in a world of her on. Thanks
Did I hear someone say “genius?” I’ll be looking for that novel anytime now. I’m just sayin’…you crack me up! Can’t wait for another post. Thanks.
Thanks for filling us in on what exactly happened, this chapter was so funny.
Loved It! Once again you made my day. It’s so nice seeing this loving and playful relationship between b&t. I really loved this part:
Bette was quietly doing multiplication tables in her head. “2×2 is 4. 4×4 is 16. 16 squared is…â€
I could see her sitting there trying to force her mind to stop thinking about Tina.
Love this story…I love how Tina pays Bette back…such torture!
Absolutely wonderful.
I loved it! What cracked me up most were the Jenny comments, and Bette thinking of Kit and T.O.E. man (a.k.a. Shrek) to distract herself. Ewww, indeed. And I must add that this line: “I uh…have to go. Art…people…paint…I gotta go.†just cracked me up.
By the way, shameless plug here: chapter 5 of Broken is up. I’ve let you off the hook, for now! I expect a wonderfully funny story soon in return.
Hey do you think we could convince them I would do it for nothing I still laugh my butt off at this story. Thanks my butt needs a little reduceing maybe this will help. Thanks for your story
Just execellent. Big smile on my face…your stories are just so funny. Pay back time – year rigth. Watch out Porter – here comes Tina. Post soon.