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Cruel Intentions – Introductions Part 1
“Josh and Steven, arm-wrestling or something. So ladies, where is my favorite *****? She’s supposed to be helping me with my Latin homework later.”
“Having a mood. Is it me or has she been more of a ***** than usual?” Helena asked no one in particular.
“It’s just you, babe. She doesn’t like you.” Harrison pointed out.
Alice could feel Bette’s frustration. She was already starting to hate Helena and her friends and it was only her first day at the school. Alice looked off from the group and noticed a few other guys heading in their direction. They were all tall and all gorgeous. And just before they crossed paths a girl walked over up to Tonya and greeted her with a kiss.
The boys that had been approaching them stopped and one of them stepped out to the front of the group. “Craig, come on man. Let’s go. We’re gonna be late.”
“Calm down Tim. I just wanted to stop and tell these two fine ladies that this little display of affection might be slightly offensive to the rest of us who aren’t going to burn in ***** for all eternity.” The boy, Craig stepped closer to Tonya and her friend who Alice had yet to be introduced. She could feel her heart beat faster and her muscles tense as Tonya and the other girl stepped away from each other and tried to pass the ***** in front of them.
Tim spoke up again. “Craig. Come on just let’em go.”
Harrison stepped forward. “Yeah, Craig, back the ***** off.” Harrison’s fists balled at his sides and he could feel the adrenaline start to rush through his veins.
“Come on.” Tim grabbed his arm and put a hand on his shoulder to lead him away from the confrontation that he had just started.
“Yeah go on sweetie, you don’t want to get your ***** kicked.” Harrison shooed the boys away and Craig got angry.
“Suck my *****, *****.” He said angrily shaking Tim away from him.
“Craig,” Harrison started with a phony smile, “I didn’t know you were hitting for the homo team. Whip it out if you can find it and let’s go, baby.” Harrison said smugly.
Alice caught sight of Tim trying to hide the smirk at Harrison’s comment as he put his hand back on Craig’s shoulder. “Come on.”
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(38 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)
this if fucking awesome meth!!! luv it continue soon!
awesome story! love the concept, love the characters, love the writing. keep it up and dont leave us waiting too long!! :)
oh this is the best fanfic ive ever read!! hope you post soon :o) xx
LMAO this is fucking awesome and how really funny is it that alice is from napa, dude she could of been my neighbor LOL.
LOL, goood stuff, can’t wait for the next post!!!
Hey, where’s Mr. Piddles?
This is a great start on this story..LOVE IT…Thanks..
Keep going, its good. Cruel Intentions and Dangerous Liasons are actually both based on Shakespears “The Taming of the Shrew” Change the title, and maybe add a few more witty sarcastic quips please.
wow that was great please continue!!!!!
LOL this is great! Wonderful adapation of the cruel intentions, I kep cracking up at Dana the virgin.
ROTFLMO. This is a great take on my fav guilty pleasure.
I love this! this is hilarious! it has almost everyone! But where is Kit, and Carmen and Shane? Please continue. I love this story alot.
It’s the movie – yet new&improoved version..Great Sexci stry!..’Cruel Intentions’ is Hot – this is SCORCHING..I would definitely pay 2 watch this..Sum of these kids may be swt..But they not that Swt..Bad gurlz&Bad boiz – I like it..Dana – ideal candidate 4 perfect innocent virgin?..I dun think Dana&Tina r as swt&innocent as they play out?..& if Dane is straight(SO gay)&Al looses the bet, in the end it’s still a win-win situation..I expect sum crazy sexci scenarios in the future for these cats..Like is Shane in this?..MarinA&orCarmeN?..Jenny with Tim?..w.e you write..Thnk u, I’m looking forward 2 it..I love the way you write..Thnx 4 writing, dun stop..PLEASE mst Post so0N..
Hey, this is a great start. I wasn’t sure if the situation change would work but it does. You write the characters so well, I think the story would still be good even if the situation didn’t fit. Thank you.
great beginning! please post soon!
Great Start! Cruel Intentions is one of my favorite movies as well as the orginal it was adapted from (Dangerous Liasons). I was trying to figure you out the two main and I got it! :) Great job and can’t wait for the next installment
Hey crystalmeth this is great made me giggle the whole way through you’ve pinned everyone down really well – hope to see the next part soon
That’s one “fucking” amazing story you’ve got there. I love it. Pleas continue. I just hope that Alica doesn’t has to sleep with Helena. But if you follow the movie she wins. so that’s cool. Thank u for this great story, but that’s only so if everything goes perfect with Bette and Tina. Please post soon, love the story if i havent said it before
This story is so fucking good and funny, great start and all the characters in here is so funny and love the way it is. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Thisis really good. I enjoyed it a lot and if you don’t post somemore I think I might cry! Cruel Intentions is one of my favortie movies!
This is very funny, thanks for the idea. Helena, Helena everybody knows that Dana is Aice’s girl and viceversa, lol. Waiting for the next.
“Why not?” Bette asked. “The girl is hot even if she is a walking disaster.” LOL! you NAILED the characters!
i’m LOVING THIS!!! really looking forward to the next chapter (don’t forget about How Hard Can it Be? though!! )
i’m totally loving it…it’s a great twist on the movie. Where’s Shane? and Kit? and Carmen? and I don’t know but I have a pretty good feeling we’ll be seeing some of Lara later on. Keep it up….it’s fucking hilarious
ROTFLMAO this is great hope you continue and post soon!!
crystal – great job. i love it. i love how you’ve integrated so many characters. haven’t seen cruel intentions in forever – but its one of my favorites – not i need to go watch it. as always, you’re an amazing writer.
k. this is just way too fun. lol. i love it.