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Diary of a Mad Addict
“The apology was a good start but you really have a lot of ground to cover to make up for this blunder,” she said to me, never once looking me in the eye as she groomed herself.
“Why is it so hard for you to accept your fate and be the person you are destined to be? Why do you keep fighting the plan and postponing the inevitable by acting the fool with all this obsessive addiction bull *****?”
I looked at her as she spoke to me and knew in my heart that she was right, but I am not much of a woman of action. I need a lot of encouragement and stroking to get a job done.
“I know THE SHOW is something you have been waiting for for a long time. . . The opportunity to actually watch a ***** themed soap opera instead of wishing and a hoping for the chance to catch a ***** character or two on straight shows. Kinda sorta like we have always been token minorities to make a show more edgy. I understand the obsession, Beach. And I also have no doubt as to why you enjoy those fan fic authors so much. To be honest, I read them too. I get a kick out of the story lines created around the L characters and some of those writers are just down right good. BUT . . .”
(*****, HERE IT COMES . . THE “BUT” . . . THE LECTURE . . . THE SPEECH . . . THE PART I DON’T UNDERSTAND . . )
“You have got to get busy with your life Beach. I have given you sign after sign and opportunity after opportunity to ACT, not RE act. You must live a purpose drive life and do the right thing. And since you have not been able to figure it out, I will spell it out for you . . . “
“Get yourself right with your wife and quit the silliness. She is the ONE, so stop trying to mess it up. And the reason you bought the motorcycle? To spread “THE L”? Well get your ***** I in gear and get busy. Fight the RIGHT, Beach, and make a difference in the world. Take a stand, be strong and compassionate and follow through. Finish the job.”
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(20 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)
Beach – You are awesome girl please don’t stop this story…you crack me up along with the sadness that you are realizing the love of you life is with you every day. Thanks for revealing ‘The ONE’ to us. I think Sea is ‘The One’ for me but I have not read chases story but will begin today. keep up the great work girl….
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat…ah, you get the idea; would keep me from seeking out the ONE. You know the one…the one who makes my sides split with laughter…the one who makes me cry and howl because she’s loonier than a hooker with a yeast infection on Saturday night…that’s right beachy, and why you ask? Let us count the ways, shall we?
““You fuckin pull that rack from its hinges or crack the tile or dent the dry wall I will come in there and pepper spray you after I throw a glass of grape juice all over your piece of shit white tank top. Then I will give a shovel so you can just dig your own grave. So just stop it you moron.”
(DAMN . . . SHE SOUNDS REALLY REALLY PISSED)
“There was even a mobile folding tray, similar to the ones used in hospitals, which K had concocted in case one or both of us wanted to use the computer while bathing.”
“Come on, K, I am sorry that I said you gave me herpes,”
“(FUCK, HERE IT COMES . . THE “BUT” . . . THE LECTURE . . . THE SPEECH . . . THE PART I DON’T UNDERSTAND . . )” LMAO!
“Little did I know as I kicked started the bike that my wife and my shrink had been conspiring to plan a surprise birthday party for my big “40” next week. Little did I know as I zoomed out of the driveway, not looking back that every single person I knew in my life would be there. Little did I know as I rounded the corner which lead to the highway that I knew so little . . . .”
See what I mean? TBC maybe? Oh I don’t think so. I’d click my way through China as long as a beachnut story was waiting for me at the end of the cyber tunnel. Keep em comin ya nut.
…..WOW talented. That is one uniquely great piece, I love it, please continue?….
This story cracks me up. Why does it take u so long to post? Lovin it, make it sooner rather than later…. please.
OMG, a T6beach story that has left me sad? WTF? And to top it all off, now you tell me I’m the one, after all these months? Oy, you better come back with another chapter and make this right Beachie! BTW, that was a kick ass chapter.
Hey that’s was so Great Please continue I Love it Please Post soon I’m still catching up.
Hey Beach…I will call you soon…I swear!! It’s about time you outed Chase and told everyone that she is THE ONE!!! Do you know how hard that secret has been to keep?! Great chapter…totally funny, yet sad at the same time. I’m with hunty 38…why the hell does it take you so long to post!!??