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    Fix You…. Chapter 1

     

    “Sure, no problem.  Tomorrow at eight?  Same place as before?”

     

    “Perfect.  I promise to be there this time.” 

     

    After ending the call Dana sighed and rubbed her face as she considered the first impression she’d made without ever having met the reporter.  She was definitely not off to a good start.

     

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    “Who was that?”  Shane asked Alice curiously.  Moments before she’d had to smack the blonde on the back a number of times until she’d stopped choking on her coffee and instead began to laugh.  A surprised Shane had sat back in her chair and sipped at her coffee all the while watching Alice continue her conversation.

     

    “That was Dana Fairbanks.  She called to apologize and asked to reschedule our meeting for tomorrow.”  Alice said.  With that the blonde stood up and tossed some money on the table to cover her lunch.

     

    “Sorry, but I gotta run.  I just realized how much research I still have to do on Dana if I want to be ready when I meet her tomorrow.

     

    “But you were supposed to meet her today.  Didn’t you already have that research done?”  Shane asked in confusion.

     

    “For the most part, but there’s always more research to be done.  See you later!”  And with that Alice was out the door.

     

    Shane shook her head before heading to the counter to pick up the sandwich she’d ordered for Carmen.

     

    “Hey girl.  Where’d Alice run off to?”  Kit asked from behind the counter as she handed over the sandwich.

     

    “She said she had some research to do.”  Shane said as she exchanged smiles with Kit.  By now everyone knew that “research” could mean any number of things when it came to Alice. 

     

    “See you later Kit.”  With a wave Shane exited The Planet’s double doors in time to see Alice’s mini careening around a corner and out of site.  Shaking her head, Shane climbed into her pickup truck as she considered what could have made Alice rush out of The Planet so quickly.  With a sigh Shane realized that she would no doubt find out sooner or later and, knowing her blonde friend all too well, hoped it would be the latter.

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    1. PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!

    2. “She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)

    3. OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!

    4. It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.

    5. oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.

    6. I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!

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