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    Fix You…. Chapter 1

    Story written on September 6, 2006 by brunettegirl.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=62352
    Author Notes:

    Bette gets teamed up on; Alice has good news; Dana comes to LA but can’t catch a break; Alice and Shane have lunch; Dana and Alice talk

     

    “I wasn’t feeling very well last night and took some pain medicine.  That and the jetlag must have really hit me and I slept right through the appointment.”  Dana lied.  It was fortunate Kim was across the country.  Dana was a terrible liar and Kim would have easily caught the lie could she have seen the athlete’s face.

     

    “How are you feeling now?”  Sympathy replaced annoyance as Kim drilled Dana until she was satisfied about the brunette’s health. 

     

    Promising to call Alice to reschedule the appointment, Dana hung up with Kim but called Howie next.  After a good half-hour talk with her brother, during which he’d managed to both make her laugh and growl in annoyance, Dana realized she couldn’t put off calling Alice Pinsickles anymore.  She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.

     

    “Buttplug.  Not shithead, or asshole, or even a simple jerk.  Instead it’s buttplug.”  Dana muttered as she dialed the journalist’s number.  On the third ring Alice picked up.

     

    “Hello.” 

     

    It sounded to Dana like she was chewing or something.

     

    “Hello.  Is this Alice Pickles?”  Dana asked politely before pushing her cell away from her ear to stare at it in confusion.  It sounded like Alice was either laughing or choking.  She put the phone back to her ear.

     

    “Hello?  Ms. Pickles?  Are you okay?”  Now Dana was sure Alice was laughing at her.

     

    “If this is a bad time I can call back later.”  Dana said indignantly.

     

    The laughing finally stopped enough for Alice to gasp out, “No!  No, it’s fine.  And the name’s Pieszecki! Not Pickles.  Alice Pieszecki.”

     

    “Oh God!  I’m so sorry!”  Dana immediately began to blush as she stuttered out her apology.

     

    Alice giggled.

     

    “Hey, it’s okay.  Pickles is a lot better than some of the names I’ve gotten in the past, and I actually like pickes!  But only by themselves.  Pickles in a sandwich is gross.  Unless it’s pickle relish.  That would be acceptable.  So, um, who is this?”

     

    “Oh, I’m sorry.  This is Dana Fairbanks.  We were supposed to meet earlier today?  I’m sorry I missed the appointment and made you wait.  I was hoping we could reschedule?  Tomorrow?  I’ll pay for dinner.”  Dana cringed at the amount of sorry’s she’d just said in the past minute. 

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    1. PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!

    3. “She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)

    4. OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!

    5. It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.

    7. oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.

    9. I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!

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