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    Fix You…. Chapter 1

     

    Bette sighed in resignation and the group knew they’d won.  “Fine.  But next party is at yours and Carmen’s place.”  Bette said to Shane.

     

    “Party?  Did you get Dad to say yes?”  Alice plopped down into an empty seat at the table and looked at Shane.

     

    “Of course.”  Shane avoided the glare Bette was throwing her way.  “So what’s the big news you wouldn’t tell me over the phone?”  She asked turning to face Alice.

     

    “Oh!  Well, I just wanted you guys to know that I’m taking on another assignment!  It was too good to pass up and I really think I could do a good job with it.”  Alice said happily looking around at her friends.

     

    Praises and congratulations were quickly offered but it was clear that the four friends weren’t enthusiastic about the prospect of losing Alice for an x amount of months so soon again.

     

    Shane could barely keep a frown of disappointment off her face. 

     

    “So where are you going this time?  Are you going to be freezing your ass off or sweating?”  She asked as cheerfully as she could.

     

    “Well, I know I haven’t been home that much the past six years but it’s usually pants and a top this time of year around here.  Right?”  Alice looked around at the confused faces and laughed.  “My assignment’s here in LA.  It’s true that this story was too good to pass up because it means I’m gonna be sticking around for a while!”

     

    Alice had barely finished talking when four bodies crashed into her in a giant group hug that had the five friends laughing and smiling while patrons of The Planet looked on in amusement.  At last they broke apart so they could drill Alice about the story.

     

    “Well, you know that pro tennis player that was hit by a car in NYC a couple months ago?  Dana Fairbanks?  Apparently she’s set on returning to professional tennis even though the doctors said she’d never play again.  She’s coming here to LA to train with this specialist in hopes of playing tennis this time next year.  My agent is old friends with her agent and they’ve gotten Ms. Fairbanks to agree to my writing a documentary about her return to professional tennis.”

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    1. PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!

    2. “She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)

    3. OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!

    4. It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.

    5. oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.

    6. I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!

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