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Fix You…. Chapter 1
“Wow Alice, that sounds incredible! I know you’ll do an amazing job with it.” Carmen said enthusiastically.
“Isn’t Dana Fairbanks that hot lesbian tennis player?” Shane asked slyly.
“Yes it’s her. And no, that is not why I took the job. Get your immature head out of the gutter.” Shane just grinned
“When does she arrive in LA?” Bette asked, changing the subject.
“Her flight actually comes in tonight but I’m not meeting her until Friday morning. Tomorrow she’s meeting with that specialist to, I guess, go over her rehab schedule. Then the following day I’m meeting with her for lunch to talk about how I usually go about these types of documentaries, get to know one-another, stuff like that.”
“We’re so proud of you Alice. It’s great we’ll get to see you in action for once.” Tina smiled at Alice’s obvious enthusiasm for her upcoming project.
“I know! For once I get to go home to my own bed after a long day of work like a normal person.” Alice said happily.
“Al, you’ll never be normal.” Shane smirked.
“Good! Normal is so boring.” Alice smirked back.
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“Yes I know mother and I’m very sorry. The time difference completely slipped my mind. I had just thought you would want to know that I’d arrived here safely.” Dana sighed as she half-listened to another lecture from her mother. After the five hour plane ride her legs were achingly sore and she longed for a hot bath to help ease the soreness out of them. Instead she was stuck on the phone with her mother while she stood outside the door to her room where she’d been standing for several minutes because her key pad kept stubbornly blinking red every time she slid her keycard in.
Realizing her mother was ending the one-sided conversation, Dana offered a quick ‘goodnight’ before hanging up and slipping her phone into her pants pocket to free up her hand. In her other hand she tightly gripped the black cane her younger brother, Howie, had gotten her back when she’d been told she’d never walk again. Only Howie had believed that Dana would walk again.
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(31 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!
LMFAO Alice Pickles!! Girl,that was totally funny!! Cant wait for the next update!!! Awsome job!!
“She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)
OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!
It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.
great story so far. i like where its going. its weird to think of none of them knowing dana. but you are portraying their characters really well.
oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.
LMAO….this is so funny, really hilarious :o)) But it would be great if there were more with B&T.
I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!
I feel as though everyone’s hit on what I wanted to say, please keep this alive it’s totally awesome!! Loving it…cheers!
This is great! Funny stuff about Jenny…and the Pickles…this is great…Can’t wait for more!
I love this story! Brilliant part, can’t wait till they meet. PLLLLLLLLLLEASE post soon! :)