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iPoD Chapter 5
Danas jaw dropped and she started to protest, but the director
put her hand up.
Please let me continue. We began to develop a fear that you
would become so obsessed with the Milky that you would turn to her
side. We felt it was necessary to develop a test for you. So we had
an agent get into full prosthetics in the guise of the Milky, and
sent you into a controlled environment with her. The equipment you
had with you was rigged to measure your bodys reaction to any
stimulus. When in close contact with the fake Milky your body showed
sure signs of betrayal.
I would never betray the agency! You know me well enough not to
doubt my loyalty.
Director Kennard waved her choclately hand in the air in
dismissal.
I know how loyal you are to the agency, but some things are
beyond our control sometimes we develop a problem.
Are you trying to say that I am addicted to the Milky?
Danas eyes were wide in protest. She smacked her palm on the
desk only to pull it away covered in melted chocolate. She looked at
her hand in astonishment.
Sorry about that, I knew I put that fondue somewhere, the
director handed Dana a hand wipe, Let me finish my story and then
we can talk everything over, okay?
Fine. Dana leaned back in her chair and wiped her hand.
Well, after we determined that you indeed had a real Milky
problem we had robotics come up with a unit called L.A.R.A., Lifeform
Artifice Robotic Automaton, to distract you from your Milky trail. We
were concerned for you, and we felt that action must be taken. Plus
she was quite the gourmet. Her stars and chicken soup was fabulous
I used to like to put a few chocolate shavings in it and She
was interrupted by Dana.
So my whole relationship was a lie! You all lied to me for a
year!
It was an incredible thought. Her mentor and teacher along with
everyone else had been duping her. Dana got up to storm out of the
office.
Wait, Dana, I can understand why you are upset, but I need you
to stay focused on this case.
Two sides were fighting. Dana knew that she should remain calm and
try to focus on her job, but the people she trusted had betrayed her.
She got herself under control with the help of some deep breathing
and fist clenching. Chocolate squished out from her right fist making
a stain on the floor. Bringing the Milky to justice was the important
thing so she turned and stared at her boss.
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(34 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
congrats guys, i was getting a little impatient waiting for this chapter, but you delivered the goods. it was great!!
thank god you did something with stupid EZ girl. How more fucking funny can this story get.
all i have to say is this story is fricken hilarious and i was getting real impatient for you guys to post! I love it keep the storys coming!!!
That was such a satisfying read…Ladies, thank you!!!
oh my gosh i absolutley LOVE this fanfic its sooo hilarious and i loved the whole lara-robot thing too, great stuff!! xx
This is such an unusual story, but so fantastic. I love it, post a little sooner next time.
what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!
hilarious, really hilarious. great story ladies
I knew it Lara can’t be a human be haha :P. I don’t know why this story has 4 stars, but to me you are great!!!! Thanks.
LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!
great job everyone. love this story. i love danish.
I love it and I can’t wait to see what happens next please post soon
i am not sure why there are three stars – this was incredible
This is great. And L.A.R.A. is genius! (I can totally see that being revealed in TLW season 3!)
Bravo! *clapping hands*
And number one entertainment of hiatus 2005 is.. iPoD! :)
LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!