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    iPoD Chapter 5

    I will bring the Milky in, but after that I am resigning. I am
    sure the FBI could use someone like me.

    Before the director could reply she was out the door and headed
    for her car. Tonya stepped out from around the corner and followed
    Dana. She caught up with her just as Dana was opening the car door.

    Hey, where you going, Danakins.

    Dana looked up annoyed. She put on her sunglasses and fell into
    her car. Tonya stood in front of the door.

    I am coming with you, right?

    No.

    Tonya pouted, which didnt impress Dana in the least.

    I am going to catch myself a Milky and I cant have you
    falling off random objects.

    Tonya grabbed the door and refused to let go of it when Dana tried
    to close it.

    I am going with you. When Dana was again not impressed she
    continued, If you leave without me I will just follow you.

    Dana leaned back and hit the steering wheel, leaving a trace of
    chocolate behind.

    Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate

    Both women looked around the parking garage. The faint phantom
    word seemed to echo even more in the large open space than it did
    normally.

    What the ***** is that? Dana pondered out loud.

    Tonya looked at her expectantly.

    Get in the car. Dana said finally.

    Tonya jumped up and down and giggled.

    Now, Carter.

    Dana rolled her eyes and screeched off after Tonya got in the car.

    So where exactly are we going?

    Tonya reached over and wiped the chocolate off the steering wheel
    then licked her finger. Dana ignored that action and instead thought
    of how many ways she could render Tonya unconscious before the action
    started.

    If anyone knows what the Milky is going to do next, its me. She
    is going to hit the museum in Boston, and I am going to be there to
    stop her.

     

    Alice was suiting up for the heist while Dana and Tonya were
    landing in Boston.

    Shane, is everything ready?

    Shane patted her bag of goodies and gave Alice a thumbs up. Mr.
    Jenks clung to one of her thumbs and raised his legs in the air as if
    to back up his mommy. Alice shook her head and continued to zip her
    cat suit up. She adjusted the gun belt, and made sure her Titsaber
    was in its proper place. Shane checked her hair and then gave Alice
    another thumbs up, this time with Mr. Jenks on top of her head
    showing off his karate prowess.

    Comments

    1. what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!

    2. LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!

    3. LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!

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