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iPoD Chapter 5
I will bring the Milky in, but after that I am resigning. I am
sure the FBI could use someone like me.
Before the director could reply she was out the door and headed
for her car. Tonya stepped out from around the corner and followed
Dana. She caught up with her just as Dana was opening the car door.
Hey, where you going, Danakins.
Dana looked up annoyed. She put on her sunglasses and fell into
her car. Tonya stood in front of the door.
I am coming with you, right?
No.
Tonya pouted, which didnt impress Dana in the least.
I am going to catch myself a Milky and I cant have you
falling off random objects.
Tonya grabbed the door and refused to let go of it when Dana tried
to close it.
I am going with you. When Dana was again not impressed she
continued, If you leave without me I will just follow you.
Dana leaned back and hit the steering wheel, leaving a trace of
chocolate behind.
Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate
Both women looked around the parking garage. The faint phantom
word seemed to echo even more in the large open space than it did
normally.
What the ***** is that? Dana pondered out loud.
Tonya looked at her expectantly.
Get in the car. Dana said finally.
Tonya jumped up and down and giggled.
Now, Carter.
Dana rolled her eyes and screeched off after Tonya got in the car.
So where exactly are we going?
Tonya reached over and wiped the chocolate off the steering wheel
then licked her finger. Dana ignored that action and instead thought
of how many ways she could render Tonya unconscious before the action
started.
If anyone knows what the Milky is going to do next, its me. She
is going to hit the museum in Boston, and I am going to be there to
stop her.
Alice was suiting up for the heist while Dana and Tonya were
landing in Boston.
Shane, is everything ready?
Shane patted her bag of goodies and gave Alice a thumbs up. Mr.
Jenks clung to one of her thumbs and raised his legs in the air as if
to back up his mommy. Alice shook her head and continued to zip her
cat suit up. She adjusted the gun belt, and made sure her Titsaber
was in its proper place. Shane checked her hair and then gave Alice
another thumbs up, this time with Mr. Jenks on top of her head
showing off his karate prowess.
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(34 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
congrats guys, i was getting a little impatient waiting for this chapter, but you delivered the goods. it was great!!
thank god you did something with stupid EZ girl. How more fucking funny can this story get.
all i have to say is this story is fricken hilarious and i was getting real impatient for you guys to post! I love it keep the storys coming!!!
That was such a satisfying read…Ladies, thank you!!!
oh my gosh i absolutley LOVE this fanfic its sooo hilarious and i loved the whole lara-robot thing too, great stuff!! xx
This is such an unusual story, but so fantastic. I love it, post a little sooner next time.
what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!
hilarious, really hilarious. great story ladies
I knew it Lara can’t be a human be haha :P. I don’t know why this story has 4 stars, but to me you are great!!!! Thanks.
LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!
great job everyone. love this story. i love danish.
I love it and I can’t wait to see what happens next please post soon
i am not sure why there are three stars – this was incredible
This is great. And L.A.R.A. is genius! (I can totally see that being revealed in TLW season 3!)
Bravo! *clapping hands*
And number one entertainment of hiatus 2005 is.. iPoD! :)
LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!