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    Love’s Calling: (40) Expect The Unexpected

    Story written on December 18, 2005 by heartandsoul.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58393
    Author Notes:

    The party is on and everyone parties a little too hard…especially Tina

    Shane (to Alice): “You know AlBette’s got a black
    belt.”

    Dana (surprised): “*****! Bette knows
    karate?”

    Shane (laughing): “Uh, no. Her black
    belt is probably Prada vintage and she’s going to whip Alice‘s ***** with it!”

    Alice (glaring at her two friends who are laughing): “I
    don’t find that funny at all!”

    Dana (patting Alice‘s arm in comfort): “Well, Shane’s
    probably right about this one, Al”

    Alice (huffing): “I don’t think so! Bette doesn’t do
    vintage!”

    The trio take notice of some barely covered
    up party goers who are taking advantage of the swimming pool.

    Dana (whistling): “Check out all the
    hotties.”

    Alice (pointing out one hard body): “Look at how cut that
    one is!”

    Shane: “Okay, THAT one needs to chill
    on the steroids.”

    Alice: “She’s not on steroids.”

    Shane: “She totally is.”

    Dana: “How can you tell, Shane?”

    Alice (laughing): “Shane slept with her and saw her stash!”

    Shane: “No smartass, I swear I saw some
    hair growing in weird places.”

    Alice: “Shane, some women have a little problem in
    the facial area. I did a story on “We Ho Waxing” last week.”

    Shane (slamming another shot down): “I’m not
    talking about the face, Al.”

    Alice (stumped): “Oh.”

    Dana (perplexed): “So where exactly do you
    mean?”

    Shane (clearing her throat): “Umlet’s just
    say the face is far too north of where I’m talking about.”

    Alice (matter of factly): “Shane, some women have a problem
    down south of the border too. I did a story on that once “Excellent
    Electrolysis” not too long ago.”

    Shane (frustrated): “You didn’t do a story on
    what I’m talking about Al.”

    Alice: “Well then spit out what the ***** you’re
    talking about!”

    Shane: “That ONE there has hair on her
    testicles!”

    Dana (spitting out a portion of the drink she
    just sipped): “Goodness gracious great balls of ***** fire!”

    Shane: “Ballsexactly.”

    Alice (downing her shot): “Alrighty then. Let’s
    change to a more pleasant topic!”

    Shane (smiling at Tina who is on the other
    side of the pool dancing with Bette): “Look at how happy T looks.”

    Alice: “Tina looks free.”

    Dana (sighing): “Tina looks like a
    woman who is happyand who has found a woman who makes her happy.”

    They then watch the two lovebirds from across
    the pool in silence.

    Bette wraps her arms lovingly around Tina’s
    waist and begins to kiss the love of her life. Their lips meet slowly,
    almost in a shy manner, pressing together. It didn’t take long before the
    kiss deepened and they gave into the hunger that was brewing within their
    soul. Their bodies swayed to the music, as their tongues partook in a
    frenzied dance of absolute passion.

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    9. DAMN!!! OMG that was way funny. one question though, when is dana gonna get the bush refrence. i fell 2 da damn floor reading that. i woke the whole house. please post soon. PEACE.

    14. Wish you wouldn”t stop this story,as the writer you know when to fold them. Was so glad to be a reader and to Heart andSoul I sen to you aMerry Christmas and a very Hppy New year. Thanks so much bvh

    15. You guys can’t stop. Great story,you always have me cracking up. Dana,poor thing she is so slow. You could always give us later in the evening escapades. Hey if we don’t hear from you before then, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

    16. *rolling on the floor gasping for air* OMG I wonder if I woke up the neighbors from laughing so hard. Dana, God love her, is such a ditz. *breathes* Magic clam. *falls to the floor laughing again*

    19. Hahaha awesome chapter!! You guys really know how to make me feel like a celebrity! *Blushes* I must be as slow as Dana because I immediately went to George W. when Alice said Bush supporter! LOL Alice and her crazy ideas. She definitely knows how to make things interesting. Glad that Tina had a fantastic coming out party. Thanks for letting Soul get crazy, Heart! :D

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