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    Love’s Calling: (40) Expect The Unexpected

    Story written on December 18, 2005 by heartandsoul.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58393
    Author Notes:

    The party is on and everyone parties a little too hard…especially Tina

    Alice (unable to contain herself): “Go Porter! Go
    Porter! It’s your birthday!”

    Bette (breaking the kiss with Tina and
    glaring at Alice):
    “Good timing, as always”

    Alice: “Good times for sure! On with your
    show!!”

    Tina (laughing and pulling Bette toward the
    girls): “Let’s hang out with the gang babe”

    Alice, Dana and Shane continue to party hardy
    and Alice is
    now blowing her magic cigarette smoke around

    Alice (offering her cigarette to her friends and blowing
    the smoke into Dana’s face): “Magic ciggi?”

    Dana (coughing and fanning the smoke away
    with her hand): “No thanks. You did good tonight, Al. We had some
    unexpected yet memorable events.”

    Alice (wrapping her arm around Dana): “You know what they
    say, “Expect the unexpected.”

    Shane (taking a hit of Alice‘s medicinal smokes): “Doesn’t
    ‘expecting the unexpected’ make the unexpected expected?”

    Alice: “Look Shane, frankly I’m bombed off my ***** so
    don’t ***** with my head with your confusing Yoda-ish psycho babble!”

    Dana: “ShaneI always wanted to ask
    your opinion on something.”

    Shane: “What’s that Dane?”

    Dana: “Well I know you’re well versed and
    well experienced soI’m wondering why is bra singular and panties plural?”

    Shane (laughing): “That’s a good question,
    Dane. Personally, my advice to you is to focus on the fun in seeking
    what’s hiding behind the bra and panties”

    Dana (nodding her head in agreement): “Point
    taken, Yoda.”

    [Bette and Tina are walking hand in hand
    toward the trio and take a seat with the gang.]

    Tina: “Tonight was awesome. Thank
    you all for doing this for me. For making me feel so loved. I had
    so many fears”

    Shane: “We’ll always be here to support
    you Tina”

    Dana: “We couldn’t love you more, T.”

    Bette: “That is a fact, babe. As for
    those close-minded people lurkingtake it with a grain of salt”

    Alice (cackling): “Yeah..and some lime and tequila!”

    Tina (laughing): “You are hopeless!”

    Alice (standing up): “No, I’m just a woman in need of some
    *****!”

    Dana: “You’re so vulgar!”

    Alice (shocked): “What? I am just saying I want *****”

    Dana (covering her ears): “I heard you the
    first time, thank you!”

    Alice (continuing): “ASS1 part Absolut vodka, 1 part
    mentholmint Schnapps, 1 part Sambucashake with ice and strained into a shot
    glass.”

    Dana: “Hey, why don’t we send Shane to
    request a few screaming orgasms from the hot bartender she was trying to pick
    up.”

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    Comments

    9. DAMN!!! OMG that was way funny. one question though, when is dana gonna get the bush refrence. i fell 2 da damn floor reading that. i woke the whole house. please post soon. PEACE.

    14. Wish you wouldn”t stop this story,as the writer you know when to fold them. Was so glad to be a reader and to Heart andSoul I sen to you aMerry Christmas and a very Hppy New year. Thanks so much bvh

    15. You guys can’t stop. Great story,you always have me cracking up. Dana,poor thing she is so slow. You could always give us later in the evening escapades. Hey if we don’t hear from you before then, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

    16. *rolling on the floor gasping for air* OMG I wonder if I woke up the neighbors from laughing so hard. Dana, God love her, is such a ditz. *breathes* Magic clam. *falls to the floor laughing again*

    19. Hahaha awesome chapter!! You guys really know how to make me feel like a celebrity! *Blushes* I must be as slow as Dana because I immediately went to George W. when Alice said Bush supporter! LOL Alice and her crazy ideas. She definitely knows how to make things interesting. Glad that Tina had a fantastic coming out party. Thanks for letting Soul get crazy, Heart! :D

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