Shane: “I wasn’t trying to pick her
up”

Alice: “Do you deny she’s a hottie?”

Shane (dodging the question): “Like I said, I
wasn’t trying to pick her up.”

Alice: (eyeing the dark haired bartender) “Well,
anyone THAT hot is probably taken.”

Dana: (giving the bartender the once
over from a distance) “Truebut this is Shane we’re talking about.”
(looking at Shane) “Oh Shane, you stud magnet. You never try to
pick anyone up, they just come to you stud muffin!”

Shane (shaking her head): “Please don’t call
me that.”

Dana: “Stud?”

Shane: “No, muffin.”

Dane: “Well if you’re getting Alice some *****, I could
use a Bikini Line.”

Alice (howling): “I’m sure you could, Dane!”

Dana (clearing her throat): “Bikini Line – 1
part vodka, 1 part Tia Maria, 1 part raspberry liqueralso strained with ice
and strained into a shot glass.”

As the girls had been talking Bette had been
running her hand softly over Tina’s back and between Bette touching her and the
alcohol she had consumed Tina had been struggling to pay attention to what the
girls were saying.

Tina (not realizing she is talking aloud and
really wanting Bette right about now): “*****, Bikini
LineI want some cunnilingus then!”

Dana (agreeing and looking at Tina): “Oooh,
I’ve heard those are good. 1 part Irish cream, 1 part peach schnapps, 2
parts pineapple juice and whipped cream?”

Tina (flushed at the realization she had
spoken her thoughts out loud): “UmuhI’m justI’m veryum”

Shane (realizing Tina’s intentions and
wanting to protect Tina from Alice‘s
grilling): “Thirsty. Get your girl some water, Bette”

Bette (trying not to laugh): “I think I
should get you to bed sweetie”

Tina (groaning): “I think I coming out
partied a little too hard”

Alice (patting Tina on the back): “It’s your coming out
party, T. ‘you’re supposed to party hard!”

Shane (helping Tina to her feet): “Welcome to
the club, T and get some rest.”

Tina (leaning in to kiss Shane): “Thanks
Shane.mmmyou smell good.”

Shane (clearing her throat): “Uhthanks”
(steering Tina to Bette) “Now off you go with Bette.”

Bette (wrapping her arms around T): “Can you
guys make sure everyone is out before you leave for the night?”

Shane: “Sure.”

Bette (leading Tina away): “Okay goodnight
you three. Be good”

Alice, Shane & Dana (in unison): “We
won’t!”

Bette (laughing and talking over her
shoulder): “YeahI just say it for the ***** of it. I know better!”

Alice: “HeyI’ve got an idea!”

Shane: “***** woman, what now?”

Dana (rubbing her temple at the thought):
“YOU, dear Al, need a Tylenol!”

Alice (confused): “Me?”

Dana (explaining): “***** yeah. With all
those damn ideas that float in your headdamn I need a Tylenol just thinking
about what’s in YOUR head!”

Shane (laughing): “So tell uswhat’s on your
possibly another disaster agenda Alice?”

Alice (taking offense): “Hey! I think this was one
swinging party!”

Dana (agreeing with a nod of the head):
“Truetrue.”

Alice (flashing her Cheshire
smile): “Butwe’re going to really get this party SWINGING.”

Shane (grabbing Alice by the arm): “You are NOT going to turn
the Porter abode into a full on Swinger Party, Alice!”

Alice (busting out laughing): “You’re a sick woman, Yoda.”

Shane: “Me? You’re the one
suggesting swinging right here!”

Alice: “Not THAT kind of swinging.” (Alice grabs that piata stick)
“This kind of swinging!”

Dana: (laughing) “Full of surprises,
aren’t you?”

Alice: (walking away to gather some party guests to
join in on the fun) “More surprises in store, tennis ace!”

Shane: (turning to Dana as Alice makes her way to
the guests) “I think we’re going to need something way the ***** stronger than
Tylenol, Dane!”

Meanwhile Bette was leading Tina towards her
bedroom

Tina (placing her head on Bette’s shoulder as
they make their way to the bedroom): “I think I had one drink too many babe”

Bette (stroking Tina’s hair lovingly): “It’s
okay, T. I’m going to take good care of you, baby.”

Tina: “But I can’t think straight”

Bette (laughing): “Oh honeyI don’t ever want
you too.”

Tina: “ButI can’t remember anything”

Bette (whispering into Tina’s ear): “Do you
remember my name?”

Tina (puzzled): “BabyI’d never forget your
name!”

Bette (mischievous grin): “That’s good
T. Don’t forget it because you’re going to be screaming it later.”

Tina (her eyes widen and breathing quickens):
“Holy ***** Bette!”

Bette (placing a kiss on Tina’s lips): “Good
trial run, T. And yesit will be”