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    Love’s Calling: (40) Expect The Unexpected

    Story written on December 18, 2005 by heartandsoul.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58393
    Author Notes:

    The party is on and everyone parties a little too hard…especially Tina

    Bette: “What the ***** did you fill them
    with?”

    Alice: “Useful items, thank you!”

    Dana: “Dental floss?”

    Alice (laughing): “One may need dental floss once they get
    a hold of the edible thongs and such.”

    Tina (taking one last sip of her drink and
    taking hold of the stick before she looked at all of the women standing around
    her): “You guysthanks for coming to my party.”

    Shane: “It was your honey’s idea
    actually”

    Bette: “Well, the grand scale you’ve
    seen was more Alice‘s
    ideaand I had nothing to do with these freakish piatas baby!”

    Dana (giving Tina a hug): “We are happy to be
    here to show you support, T.”

    Tina (touched): “Thank you. You
    all are the best.”

    Alice: “Yep, T has made some big decisions!”

    Bette (smiling in agreement and placing her
    arm around Tina): “She has”

    Alice (downing a shot and continuing): “Yep, T is a full on
    B.S. now!”

    Dana (confused): “Bull *****?”

    Alice (cackling): “NoBush Supporter!”

    Bette (swatting Alice in the arm): “Al!”

    Dana (looking surprised): “I didn’t know
    that”

    Shane (turning to Dana): “Didn’t know what?”

    Dana (gesturing in Tina’s direction): “About
    TI didn’t know you were a registered Republican!”

    Tina (confused): “Huh? I’m not a
    registered Republican”

    Dana: “But Alice said you were a Bush supporter”

    Shane (clearing her throat and cutting in):
    “UhDane?”

    Dana (oblivious): “Yes Shane?”

    Shane (shaking her head) “Uhnevermind”

    Bette (laughing): “Drinks anyone?”

    Tina: (having realized Dana’s blunder
    she started laughing with Bette and put the stick down): “Good idea,
    babe. The piatas will have to wait Al”

    Alice (sighing): “Okay.”

    Bette (leading them to the bar): “Everyone up
    for some shots?”

    Tina (nodding her head in agreement): “I
    think we all need some”

    Shane (whispering to Dana): “To clarifythey
    mean we need some drinksnot uh, more Bush support, Dane.”

    Dana (still oblivious): “My mom would
    disagree with you, Shane. The republicans can always use more support of
    Bush.”

    Shane (rubbing her temple): “Why don’t we
    just get some drinks? Drinks are sounding really good right now”

    Alice (winking at Dana): “So does someumBush support!”

    Dana (looking at Alice): “Huh?”

    Shane (rubbing her temple and pulling Dana to
    the bar): “Bettemake mine a double!”

    Several drinks later, the party is still in
    full swing. DJ TBS and BVH have the music pounding, keeping bodies
    dancing. Bartender Jess is still serving up drinks in a non-stop happy
    hour fashion. And the trio is immersed in a one drink too many,
    conversation by the pool area

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    9. DAMN!!! OMG that was way funny. one question though, when is dana gonna get the bush refrence. i fell 2 da damn floor reading that. i woke the whole house. please post soon. PEACE.

    14. Wish you wouldn”t stop this story,as the writer you know when to fold them. Was so glad to be a reader and to Heart andSoul I sen to you aMerry Christmas and a very Hppy New year. Thanks so much bvh

    15. You guys can’t stop. Great story,you always have me cracking up. Dana,poor thing she is so slow. You could always give us later in the evening escapades. Hey if we don’t hear from you before then, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

    16. *rolling on the floor gasping for air* OMG I wonder if I woke up the neighbors from laughing so hard. Dana, God love her, is such a ditz. *breathes* Magic clam. *falls to the floor laughing again*

    19. Hahaha awesome chapter!! You guys really know how to make me feel like a celebrity! *Blushes* I must be as slow as Dana because I immediately went to George W. when Alice said Bush supporter! LOL Alice and her crazy ideas. She definitely knows how to make things interesting. Glad that Tina had a fantastic coming out party. Thanks for letting Soul get crazy, Heart! :D

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