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Real Tibette – Thanksgiving 2023
‘Well, I hope you brought your own whole-ass dinner,’ said Kit. She’d only just worked out a reasonable meal plan, and now there four more mouths to feed! And another dog!
‘Your face is a picture,’ said Jed to Bette, ‘and not in a good way.’
‘Ah, well—’
‘We’ve got a situation,’ Sonny told the new arrivals.
‘A situation?’ said Stephanie.
‘Coons in the basement,’ said Ben authoritatively.
‘Coons?’ said Helena, making vermin sound like tea and scones. ‘May we come in and hear about them?’
***
As it happened, Alice and her posse were not Thanksgiving crashers. Helena had rented a cabin nearby and they’d parked up along the track so as not to tip them off. Jed had been jonesing for a good old-fashioned New England Thanksgiving, with pretty red-and-gold trees and a lake and touch football. Originally, Shane and Jo were part of the surprise too, until their cover story weirdly turned real when Jo’s mom invited them to Florida. But now, of course, everything had changed again.
‘You can come over to us!’ Helena said.
‘What, all of us?’ asked Sasha.
‘No,’ said Kit, ‘you go enjoy yourself, babygirl, I’ll stay here with the goddamn raccoons!’
Tina hid her laughter against Bette’s shoulder.
‘We have food,’ Ben said. ‘It’s just crap like Doritos, but there’s a lot of it.’
Bette swatted his shoulder over the choice of language (although the description of their larder was accurate).
‘We have a ton of food,’ Jed said.
‘Yeah,’ agreed Alice, ‘and what’s that other stuff called? Oh yeah, electricity.’
Everyone laughed. Decision made.
***
‘Oh, Bette . . . oh my God . . . oh, honey . . .’
Bette stood next to her wife, wondering for the first time in her life if Tina had been faking orgasms by fantasising about hardwood flooring.
‘I think this might be ebony . . .’ Tina purred. ‘Helena, is this ebony?’
‘Yes,’ said Helena.
‘Bette, did you hear? She said it’s ebony.’
‘I’m standing right here,’ said Bette grumpily.
‘THERE’S A SHOWER!’ Sasha announced from the minstrel gallery.
Bette caught Helena’s eye, and said defensively, ‘We have a shower too.’ And yet she knew why Sasha was excited. Because the shower here would be modern, and spotlessly clean, with good pressure and a proper screen rather than a nylon curtain that clung to your body like cold, wet Saran Wrap. But is it really a cabin? Bette wanted to ask. Because, to her, it took more than being located in the countryside to make a cabin. This, she would contend, was simply a nice house beside a lake.
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Hey pal,
‘Waves’ from across the pond!!
Is it really as simple as just ask & receive??? Ha!!!
I’m waiting on a relative to arrive at my home & got the hot news flash that you had posted an update!! My heart sped up & of course I had to seed for myself. What a huge surprise & a much welcome one.
Thank you in advance & I’ll comment further when I’ve consumed every word!!
Woohoo!!!
haha, THANK YOU! will reply to your email in a jiffy
thanks for being excited :-)
Largo
I love this TiBette Universe you have created and I keep coming back to read your stories. I was really excited to see you had posted again and I loved this new chapter. Please keep writing! And thank you for the stories!
Hi there, alisanne
How nice to meet you and to hear that you like this little world. That makes me so happy.
I will keep updating this family – Christmas story is in the works. Also one for Another Left Turn, if I can manage it.
Thank you for your encouragement. It means a great deal.
Largo
Hey Largo,
I’m always so happy to read another chapter of Real Tibette and it was great and funny!
You are so talented and i can’t wait to read more!
Hi Bibi, my friend
Thanks so much for reading this and for all your encouragement and friendship. I’m very happy you enjoyed the update.
Take care
Largo
Thank-you for the Tibette holiday story. I enjoyed reading it.
Thanks, Cathy! I’m so pleased you liked it. Make me very happy!
Take care
Largo
Absolutely loved it! Thank you so much for posting.
SG
SassyGran!!
How r U doing kiddo? Gonna mke the trip the exhibit?
Hi
Not making the Exhibit I’m afraid, are you?
SG
Not going this yr. But looking 4ward to the posts by our friends!
Hi SG and Dumplin!
Lovely to see you both here.
Thanks for checking in and reading this update. I hope you are both well.
Looking forward to Laurel’s show tonight!!!
Largo
Totally AGREE w/these comments. NOT surprised that the REAL Tibette fam is adorably caotic as evah!!!
After u’ve calmed down from from the Holloman exhibit maybe there’s a chapter wth yall meeting up wth the Kennard-Porters . . .
Hi Dumplin!
Yes, I’m enjoying the family growing up – working out what the kids are into and how having Alice in NY affects things. There’s a lot of moving parts. Thanks for taking the time to read it and comment. Means a lot.
Take care
Largo
Largo,
I correct the previous comment . . . DISagree that U have been “arrogant” by calling this masterpiece as “REAL”. Pfff! It certainly I S that!!!
Authors on this site have enraptured us with exquisite insight in filling gaps that were not revealed in TLW nor GenQ.
BaddAss Writers U r!!!!
hahaha, you are the best, Dumplin :-)
The gaps…. the gaps, oh the gaps!
I’m so pleased you enjoy what i enjoy writing. It makes it all worthwhile.
Largo x
This was so needed, missed & delicious to deavour.
Excellent writing as per your usual postings.
Tibette has so perfectly fit themselves into each other & draw such strength from one another.
And Angie, trying her hardest to find the right fit & balance in her life & love. Hopefully we’ll get to read in the not to distant future who she meets & really falls in love with.
Overall, a gem & this will join all your other endeavours as my all,time favorites.
Thanks for making our holidays a bit more grateful & joyful.
All my best.
Coll,
Aren’t we the blessed ones who get the healing nectar that comes from creative, humorous, nsightful literature??
Glad U spoke of he “joyfulness” that springs forth
Hey D,
Yes, we are very blessed. I deeply appreciate the efforts of all the writers on this site for giving of their time & creativity in imagining these wonderful stories.
We all need joy in our lives in any form.
Take care my friend.
Thank you for your lovely comments. It means so much to me that you enjoy this Tibette world. I like writing them as a solid team in, as you say, a big messy family, just filled with love and support. Everything we never, ever, saw on the show.
Thanks, friends
Largo
the Writers on this ABSOLUTELY prove that lesbian couples can have stable ‘ships and “double-you-over laughter in all the caotic happening that “framily members” bring
Hey Largo, just got round to reading your beautiful story, you know me always late to the party!!
I loved it, I love this family unit with Kit, Sonny and Solly! I just wish your stories went on and on. I love reading about their adventures. Don’t leave it to long my friend!