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Riders Ch.6
“So goldilocks, let me get this straight. I leave, you and your mortal enemy, who you hate with the same passion she hates you and who you just want to get into bed, and you just stand around chatting. Then when you have every chance to put those famous Kennard moves on her you don’t. What you do instead is act like a human being with an actual soul and offer her help. You patch up your rivals horse ensuring a faster recovery and then instead of you getting in first she lays one on you. Stop me if I stray of track at any time.”
I glance at her in the rear view and she actually looks a bit less cross and almost interested in where I am taking this. Well we all know how much I love a captive audience so I continue.
“I am guessing that after that she said something that actually hurt your feelings, which up until now no one was even sure you had. Then for some reason you decided to create a poker night just to see her again socially. Next you find me and we organise the little get together that Bette thinks is already happening. Somewhere in there you managed to rattle her cage because later on she phones to cancel, only you don’t give her the chance.”
There is a strange lilt to her voice when she cuts me of. It sounds like defeat or regret but I can’t quite put a finger on it.
“Yes Alice but we all know this, is there a point or are you just having fun rehashing the last 24 hours to us like we have amnesia.”
“Okay, hold your horses, now comes the good bit. You and Bette have hardly taken your eyes of each other since we arrived in Germany. Everyone could feel the tension but puts it down to dislike, even you and Bette refused to accept that it is something more. Then she kisses you and the subconscious floodgates are opened. Deep down you realize that you are really attracted to each other, only your conscious hasn’t caught up so instead of accepting it you start to have little slips and give little clues without meaning to or realising it.”
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I started rolling at “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves.” “…But when she finally tries Bette’s porridge I am sure that it will taste perfect and be just the temperature she likes it, and she will sit comfortably in Bette’s chair, and then once she has eaten her fill I am sure she be a perfect fit in Bette’s bed.” Nah, that’s not a metaphor at all. ;) I bet Tina is really wishing she hadn’t made that bet because she’s probably ready to puke from not having a cig.
When Tina got caught, she’s just sooooo cute. Let’s hear witness from Bette next. =P
Totally hilarious!!! Please stay STRONG with the smoking.
I LOVE THIS STORY. Alice will always be Alice, Gotta love her. And well, our girls, denial and all, will always be in love with each other.
that was hilarious….Tina is in trouble.post soon
Glad to see you post! Loved the “Goldilocks” story. Got totally caught up in this chapter. Now for Bette’s horrified view? Thanks for writing!
this was again very funny, alice summarized B&T attraction for each other so well, can’t wait to hear about her plan
Like the way that Tina is Goldilockes and the are the three bears and on Bette will fit. Love this story. thanks
I’m really loving this story! Thanks for sharing it.
I hope it’s only the beginning, because this story is hilarious :o)) I can’t wait to hear Alices plan, she is a sick woman LOL – more please….and someone should tell Tina her shirt is inside out, out of mercy :o))
“You’re the top of my to do list” LMAO Perfect and brilliant! as always!
Alice is a genius as usual, dana well stll Dana. I love carzy Tina, i wanna see her smoking some more of that stuff. Good job, funny story.
But we need more please, and where’s shane??
LOL I loved ‘Goldilocks’ too.
Oh man, sorry Ellie about not being around. I had started reading this story and I guess my brain took a vaction. I then remembered that I really liked this story, so now I am caught up. These two are in so much trouble now especially now that Alice has a plan.
So funny and love it and can’t wait to see whats next, thanks!