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Riders Ch.6
I can see that I have both their interests. Queue dramatic pause, (It keeps the attention on me for a few more seconds.)
“Oh for fuck sake Alice spit it out already what are your big revelations into our subconscious gestures.”
“Jeeze There is no need to snap I am trying to build suspense here.”
“Alice, you let the suspense go on any longer and I swear to god I am kicking you out of my horse box next time we stop for gas.”
“Fine Tina, firstly Bette shows up at your poker night in a t-shirt that says “You’re the top of my to do list” then you make sure that you are sat next to each other all night. You made sure that Bette didn’t lose by playing really badly, and you made sure we had yellow poker chips sent up when the desk asked you if there was a colour you liked when we needed and extra set. And we all know Bette’s favourite colour is yellow. Then there is the fact that you made a bet where your prize would only be a night with her but she gets a foal with the best show jumping bloodlines in the U.S worth about $250,000. Then we get on to today and you reveal to Dana in you rage that you want to win THE Bette, not A bet, Bette gets all high and confesses her love. And you call her Honey and Babe in the space of two minutes, and Tina, you never use terms of endearment not even to Dana and she’s been your best friend for like ever. Now lastly, and this is something of a smoking gun for my case. For the last hour while we have been talking you have moved from your chair to sit on the edge of the bed are holding Bette’s hand and stroking her hair.”
—————————-Tina———————–
I sit and listen to Alice speak and can do nothing but nod my head as she lists her reasons for believing Bette and I have feelings for each other. As she gets to the part where I call Bette babe I cringe, I can’t remember doing it but now I hear it in my head I like the sound of it. What in the hell is going on with me? Al builds up to her finale and I really don’t see how it can be any worse than the fact that I called anyone honey but really it is. As she announces her smoking gun, as she termed it I look down and realise I have managed to move two meters and create and sustain contact with another human without knowing I have done it.
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I started rolling at “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves.” “…But when she finally tries Bette’s porridge I am sure that it will taste perfect and be just the temperature she likes it, and she will sit comfortably in Bette’s chair, and then once she has eaten her fill I am sure she be a perfect fit in Bette’s bed.” Nah, that’s not a metaphor at all. ;) I bet Tina is really wishing she hadn’t made that bet because she’s probably ready to puke from not having a cig.
When Tina got caught, she’s just sooooo cute. Let’s hear witness from Bette next. =P
Totally hilarious!!! Please stay STRONG with the smoking.
I LOVE THIS STORY. Alice will always be Alice, Gotta love her. And well, our girls, denial and all, will always be in love with each other.
that was hilarious….Tina is in trouble.post soon
Glad to see you post! Loved the “Goldilocks” story. Got totally caught up in this chapter. Now for Bette’s horrified view? Thanks for writing!
this was again very funny, alice summarized B&T attraction for each other so well, can’t wait to hear about her plan
Like the way that Tina is Goldilockes and the are the three bears and on Bette will fit. Love this story. thanks
I’m really loving this story! Thanks for sharing it.
I hope it’s only the beginning, because this story is hilarious :o)) I can’t wait to hear Alices plan, she is a sick woman LOL – more please….and someone should tell Tina her shirt is inside out, out of mercy :o))
“You’re the top of my to do list” LMAO Perfect and brilliant! as always!
Alice is a genius as usual, dana well stll Dana. I love carzy Tina, i wanna see her smoking some more of that stuff. Good job, funny story.
But we need more please, and where’s shane??
LOL I loved ‘Goldilocks’ too.
Oh man, sorry Ellie about not being around. I had started reading this story and I guess my brain took a vaction. I then remembered that I really liked this story, so now I am caught up. These two are in so much trouble now especially now that Alice has a plan.
So funny and love it and can’t wait to see whats next, thanks!