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Riders Ch.7
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“Sure no problem, see Tina turn around, that should be easy.”
Seriously who was she trying to convince cause I don’t think it was Dana and me. I am a genius the plan was working already.
I held Dana’s hand as we drove stopping to swap places halfway. I couldn’t wait I was sure France was going to be a fun place.
Once we were about twenty minutes away I went to rouse Tina.
———————————-Tina———————————–
“Tina, hey TK it’s time to wake up we are nearly there.”
Alice’s voice woke me from my sleep and I reluctantly opened my eyes.
“Hey how do you feel?”
I looked at her face to see if she was taking the piss but her face seemed to mirror the sincere tone of her voice.
“Oh fine apart from the fact that I have had a visit from the beer monster.”
She looked a bit confused as she helped me up and went to walk back into the living quarters.
“You know the beer monster. You don’t remember seeing him but you know he was here because he always hits you on the head with a brick rubs your tongue with sandpaper and leaves a rotting corpse in your mouth.”
She laughed and I realised that I enjoyed the sound; I really liked her I wasn’t just using her to get to Bette I had actually made another friend with no ulterior motive. I dusted the shavings of my clothes and realised that my top was inside out and wondered if it had been that way all day.
As I watched Al walk through the separating door I had a strange flashback that stopped me in my tracks. I made sure the door had closed behind Alice before whispering.
“Bronte, you ok? Anything to say.”
Nothing, thank god it must have been a dream, but it had seemed so real. Oh well less alcohol for me for a while if it is going to make me hallucinate.
The relief lasted as long as it took us to pull into the new showground and step out of the box. Bette stepped down I heard the rest of the grooms and riders launch into a boisterous rendition of Afro Man’s because I got high. Which made me laugh but as I followed the singing turned into the theme tune to Mr Ed and I glared at the only two people who could possibly have found it funny to orchestrate my humiliation before glancing at Bette and stalking off, red faced in the opposite direction.
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That’s so hilarious. Let the show go on. But I’m a bit worried that before the curtain’s down, Alice and Dana might get some internal injury due to suppressing too much laughter. Me, too. =P
It was totally hilarious, and I think the plan is definitely going to WORK!!!
Great plan, Alice! I’m sure the B/T repsonses will be amusing. When do we get to the Tina and the porridge part? Thanks for writing!
This is just too funny, the light entertainment factor is such a contrast to “…Designer Suits”. Keep the banter going. Thx.
Oh god the Bronte bit was too much. LMAO!!!! And yeah I’ve heard of that neverending song. Someone posted it in their livejournal I think and I’m pretty sure he was from Australia. Scotch is freakin’ nasty! I don’t know how someone can drink it straight even if the intention is to get blitzed. I tok a sip from the bottle I bought for my dad a few years ago and…no, never again.
This is so funny! Loving this unusual story of ‘horsing’ around. Great chapter Ellie!
absolutely funny, especially Mr. Ed part, i hope alice’s plan will work
Mr. Ed, that is pretty funny. I even remember seeing some of those shows. Both Bette and Tina are thinking maybe they are a little crazy. If I was there I would be splitting my sides wide open with laughter. I can’t wait to see how both Bette and Tina react to this little game that Alice and Dana are playing.
That was a great laugh! Could just picture Tina and Bronte. Lamentamini is so right…Scotch is about the worst thing I’ve ever drank. It involved a nice man in a kilt, my birthday and the Queen Mary. Scotch….was still horrible. Hope you get to post soon.
I love this story, so darn funny, and Alice, well, Alice will be Alice no matter who is writing her. So funny.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!
:D Sooooooooooo Hilarious! alices plan is great! LOL! Mr ed… LMFAO
That was so funny. loved the mr. Ed part. Loved that Tina though the horse was talking to her. Lets see how Alice plan works out. thanks
OMG ! That was the funniest thing ever. Loved it.
Absolutely not boring – great and funny chapter. The part with Tina and the “talking” horse was hilarious. I love Alices plan and I’m sure that B&T will do everything to see eachother without even thinking about what they are doing, because they are so stubborn that they will do the opposite of what Alice and Dana says LOL…..great writing Ellie R and Tinas shirt is now okay thanks :o))