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Riders Ch.7
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Tina was on her feet, which shocked me as I watched her lurching around, already unsteady as she was in a moving vehicle let alone the fact that the bottle of scotch she held in her hand was now all but empty.
She took one more swig finishing it of before she started to talk again, she was facing away from me as I peered round Orwell’s shoulder to keep her in view as she slung an arm round Bronte’s neck.
“Oh Bronte you understand me don’t you, you are a woman after all. She just annoys the hell out of me one minute then all I want to do is wrap her in my arms and protect her from the world the next. What am I going to do if I never get to touch her and hold her and tell her that she is just soooooooooooo pretty?”
I felt my heart constrict, why could neither of these women say these thing to each other whilst not under the influence of mind-altering substances and when they would remember when they woke up. She looked so forlorn and young, reminiscent of the scared little girl I had befriended back when she was first competing at only 12, when she was still a shy little goofball with braces and a nervous stutter.
“Oh Tina it will work out I promise but I think right now what you need is some sleep.”
As I spoke she jumped backwards and couldn’t quite right herself before falling onto her ass. She looked around the space as if she was searching for something before shaking her head and rubbing her eyes.
“Bronte did… did you say something.”
I was about to make my way over and help her to her feet when I heard her speak. This really did top it all of, as if this day hadn’t been surreal enough I was now stood slightly out of view of my extremely drunk best friend, who due to the fact that she did not know I was in here thought that she was being spoken to by a horse.
I took a minute to make sure I could speak without bursting out into fits of giggles before proceeding to have a little fun with my inebriated buddy.
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That’s so hilarious. Let the show go on. But I’m a bit worried that before the curtain’s down, Alice and Dana might get some internal injury due to suppressing too much laughter. Me, too. =P
It was totally hilarious, and I think the plan is definitely going to WORK!!!
Great plan, Alice! I’m sure the B/T repsonses will be amusing. When do we get to the Tina and the porridge part? Thanks for writing!
This is just too funny, the light entertainment factor is such a contrast to “…Designer Suits”. Keep the banter going. Thx.
Oh god the Bronte bit was too much. LMAO!!!! And yeah I’ve heard of that neverending song. Someone posted it in their livejournal I think and I’m pretty sure he was from Australia. Scotch is freakin’ nasty! I don’t know how someone can drink it straight even if the intention is to get blitzed. I tok a sip from the bottle I bought for my dad a few years ago and…no, never again.
This is so funny! Loving this unusual story of ‘horsing’ around. Great chapter Ellie!
absolutely funny, especially Mr. Ed part, i hope alice’s plan will work
Mr. Ed, that is pretty funny. I even remember seeing some of those shows. Both Bette and Tina are thinking maybe they are a little crazy. If I was there I would be splitting my sides wide open with laughter. I can’t wait to see how both Bette and Tina react to this little game that Alice and Dana are playing.
That was a great laugh! Could just picture Tina and Bronte. Lamentamini is so right…Scotch is about the worst thing I’ve ever drank. It involved a nice man in a kilt, my birthday and the Queen Mary. Scotch….was still horrible. Hope you get to post soon.
I love this story, so darn funny, and Alice, well, Alice will be Alice no matter who is writing her. So funny.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!
:D Sooooooooooo Hilarious! alices plan is great! LOL! Mr ed… LMFAO
That was so funny. loved the mr. Ed part. Loved that Tina though the horse was talking to her. Lets see how Alice plan works out. thanks
OMG ! That was the funniest thing ever. Loved it.
Absolutely not boring – great and funny chapter. The part with Tina and the “talking” horse was hilarious. I love Alices plan and I’m sure that B&T will do everything to see eachother without even thinking about what they are doing, because they are so stubborn that they will do the opposite of what Alice and Dana says LOL…..great writing Ellie R and Tinas shirt is now okay thanks :o))