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Riders Ch.7
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“Yes Tina I said that I am sure it will all work out.”
She staggered back to her feet before leaning in to whisper not so quietly in her horse’s ear.
“Bronte, when did you learn to speak?”
Back in the main cabin.
—————————-Bette———————–
I wake to the sound of a door banging and moan as I feel the dull ache that has set up residence behind my face kick in as I open my eyes. I do feel a bit better, the headache I had is all but gone and the pain is no longer sharp and tear inducing just a dull, throbbing constant pressure.
I wake up a bit more fully and realise that I have no recollection of how I got here; the last thing I remember is demanding painkillers from Dana. I look around and see that Dana has just come back into the room from the area where the horses are stalled. She is crying with laughter as she moves back up to sit next to Al who is driving.
“What’s so funny Dana?”
She turns suddenly as I speak.
“Well welcome back to the land of the living, how do you feel?”
“I am fine, I guess I shouldn’t take those pills unless I am in bed huh.”
“No shit Sherlock. Doctors don’t tend to say things like that for their own amusement.”
“Nice Al thanks for your ever useful input. Dana you never answered what was so funny?”
She struggled not to collapse into fits of giggles again before she spoke.
“Well lets just say that Tina had a few to many trying to get to sleep and might believe in Mr Ed if she can remember anything when she wakes up. But she is down now so hopefully will sleep until we arrive.”
She chuckles to herself some more and I can tell that there is more to the story that I will never hear. I become nervous as she looks over at me as though trying to read my mind.
“So Bette, speaking of substance induced memory loss how much do you remember?”
I tell them what I know and they fill in the parts from evading Grant to being in the truck. And I groan at my own stupidity. I listen as they tell me that once I was I here I passed out pretty sharpish and I breathe a sigh of relief that I did not totally humiliate myself.
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That’s so hilarious. Let the show go on. But I’m a bit worried that before the curtain’s down, Alice and Dana might get some internal injury due to suppressing too much laughter. Me, too. =P
It was totally hilarious, and I think the plan is definitely going to WORK!!!
Great plan, Alice! I’m sure the B/T repsonses will be amusing. When do we get to the Tina and the porridge part? Thanks for writing!
This is just too funny, the light entertainment factor is such a contrast to “…Designer Suits”. Keep the banter going. Thx.
Oh god the Bronte bit was too much. LMAO!!!! And yeah I’ve heard of that neverending song. Someone posted it in their livejournal I think and I’m pretty sure he was from Australia. Scotch is freakin’ nasty! I don’t know how someone can drink it straight even if the intention is to get blitzed. I tok a sip from the bottle I bought for my dad a few years ago and…no, never again.
This is so funny! Loving this unusual story of ‘horsing’ around. Great chapter Ellie!
absolutely funny, especially Mr. Ed part, i hope alice’s plan will work
Mr. Ed, that is pretty funny. I even remember seeing some of those shows. Both Bette and Tina are thinking maybe they are a little crazy. If I was there I would be splitting my sides wide open with laughter. I can’t wait to see how both Bette and Tina react to this little game that Alice and Dana are playing.
That was a great laugh! Could just picture Tina and Bronte. Lamentamini is so right…Scotch is about the worst thing I’ve ever drank. It involved a nice man in a kilt, my birthday and the Queen Mary. Scotch….was still horrible. Hope you get to post soon.
I love this story, so darn funny, and Alice, well, Alice will be Alice no matter who is writing her. So funny.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!
:D Sooooooooooo Hilarious! alices plan is great! LOL! Mr ed… LMFAO
That was so funny. loved the mr. Ed part. Loved that Tina though the horse was talking to her. Lets see how Alice plan works out. thanks
OMG ! That was the funniest thing ever. Loved it.
Absolutely not boring – great and funny chapter. The part with Tina and the “talking” horse was hilarious. I love Alices plan and I’m sure that B&T will do everything to see eachother without even thinking about what they are doing, because they are so stubborn that they will do the opposite of what Alice and Dana says LOL…..great writing Ellie R and Tinas shirt is now okay thanks :o))