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Riders Ch.7
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“Well I am glad that is all that happened but you know those were some strange drugs, I had the most bizarre dream.”
I blurted it out without thinking and I felt the blush rush up my face as I thought about what I had said to the silhouette that had sat on my bed during my dream. If I had been paying more attention I would have noticed the smug glances being exchanged at the front of the cab.
“Oh yeah? Wanna share?”
“NO, I mean no just dreams right.”
“Sure Bette just dreams.”
—————————-Alice—————————-
Oh she remembered ok that was a serious blush, so she thought it was a dream, no biggie. She still knew what she said now for the first part of the plan, Divide and Conquer.
“So Bette when we arrive we can get the horses settled and then Justin wants to take us for dinner that way we can avoid Grant seeing that bruise that you used to call a face.”
“Sure that sounds good. But wont Grant get suspicious if all four of us keep avoiding all the team gatherings and meetings.”
“No Bette you misunderstood. I phoned Jus and Warren, they are behind us, anyway we decided that you and I would go with jus away from the team and Dana and Tina would go to all the meetings as planned for a few days till you heal a bit. On the bright side at least that means that you can avoid Tina for a few days without having to make up an excuse.”
God if the dictionary was a picture book Bette would have been the perfect portrayal of disappointment. As I spoke her face took on the look of a lost puppy and her shoulders sagged as she exhaled heavily.
“Sure Al you are right that is a good idea all round. I’ll even take a few stitches to avoid that woman for a few day’s, no offence Dana I know she is your friend”
I couldn’t have been less convincing if she had been trying to convince me that a dog ate her homework.
“No worries Bette Tina can be a bit much. The important thing is to keep you out of sight so for now if you see Tina coming go the other way as she and I will stick to grant like glue.”
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That’s so hilarious. Let the show go on. But I’m a bit worried that before the curtain’s down, Alice and Dana might get some internal injury due to suppressing too much laughter. Me, too. =P
It was totally hilarious, and I think the plan is definitely going to WORK!!!
Great plan, Alice! I’m sure the B/T repsonses will be amusing. When do we get to the Tina and the porridge part? Thanks for writing!
This is just too funny, the light entertainment factor is such a contrast to “…Designer Suits”. Keep the banter going. Thx.
Oh god the Bronte bit was too much. LMAO!!!! And yeah I’ve heard of that neverending song. Someone posted it in their livejournal I think and I’m pretty sure he was from Australia. Scotch is freakin’ nasty! I don’t know how someone can drink it straight even if the intention is to get blitzed. I tok a sip from the bottle I bought for my dad a few years ago and…no, never again.
This is so funny! Loving this unusual story of ‘horsing’ around. Great chapter Ellie!
absolutely funny, especially Mr. Ed part, i hope alice’s plan will work
Mr. Ed, that is pretty funny. I even remember seeing some of those shows. Both Bette and Tina are thinking maybe they are a little crazy. If I was there I would be splitting my sides wide open with laughter. I can’t wait to see how both Bette and Tina react to this little game that Alice and Dana are playing.
That was a great laugh! Could just picture Tina and Bronte. Lamentamini is so right…Scotch is about the worst thing I’ve ever drank. It involved a nice man in a kilt, my birthday and the Queen Mary. Scotch….was still horrible. Hope you get to post soon.
I love this story, so darn funny, and Alice, well, Alice will be Alice no matter who is writing her. So funny.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!
:D Sooooooooooo Hilarious! alices plan is great! LOL! Mr ed… LMFAO
That was so funny. loved the mr. Ed part. Loved that Tina though the horse was talking to her. Lets see how Alice plan works out. thanks
OMG ! That was the funniest thing ever. Loved it.
Absolutely not boring – great and funny chapter. The part with Tina and the “talking” horse was hilarious. I love Alices plan and I’m sure that B&T will do everything to see eachother without even thinking about what they are doing, because they are so stubborn that they will do the opposite of what Alice and Dana says LOL…..great writing Ellie R and Tinas shirt is now okay thanks :o))