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Soft Spoken (episode 7)
“Please don’t be more junkies.” I muttered, back-stepping to grab the phone before it finished ringing. “Y-ello!”
“Shane!”
“Yes I am.” It was Tina. I let out a relieved breath and leaned against the wall. “What’s up, Tee?”
“Listen, I’ve got to talk to you.”
“Well I assumed that much, seeing as though you called me.” I smirked into the phone.
“Can the sarcastic remarks, Yoda, we’ve got a serious problem!” I opened my mouth to say something, but she kept talking. “We have a love triangle in our midst.”
“No way! Who?” I asked, completely intrigued.
“Alice, Dana, and you.”
It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking, because it would have been all over the floor after she told me that. “What?!” I yelped, pushing off the wall. “Fuck off.”
“I kid you not!”
“How the hell do I fit into this?” I asked, thoroughly confused.
“Okay, I was talking to Dana this morning, and she finally, FINALLY confessed that she likes Alice.”
“That’s great!” I exclaimed.
“Wrong. That’s very bed, actually. Because Alice likes you.”
I think I felt my eye twitch at that one. I’d heard of some crazy couple ideas before, but this was just too eccentric. “What?! Who told you that?”
“Dana. She said Alice was hinting at it the night before.”
“Well I guess that would explain why she wouldn’t tell Dana she liked her.”
“Alice likes Dana?” Tina asked, stunned.
“Well I thought she did, but now I’m not so sure! This is so crazy! Wait, explain it to me again.” I said, pinching the bridge of my nose as if to hold my sanity inside my head.
“Okay, Dana likes Alice, Alice likes you, and you just like to fuck.”
“So who likes Dana?”
“Middle aged men who watch tennis on Saturday afternoons.”
“Poor Dana.”
“Yeah.”
“So what are we going to do about this?”
“I don’t know! You’re the criminal mastermind, not me!”
I shook my head in exasperation. “Alright, tonight. At the Planet. We’ll sort this all out then. I’ll talk to Alice, you handle Dana, okay?”
“Alright…” She said reluctantly.
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(28 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
damn skippy Dork!! great job everything really did work out and aww so sweet! and sure keep going! even tho its a sweet way to end the story as long as u dont stop writting all together were cool! :)
Yay, this was such a great ending! Oh, wait a second- ending? Come on, you can’t do that! *sighs* Well, actually you can since it’s your story. But at least Dana and Alice are finally together, so I can’t complain:) Also, how can you say this post wasn’t funny? It was to me. Anyway, pleeease continue this soon! Nice work, dork!
see why people shouldn’t gossip!!! jeez louise! i thought these two would never get together! very nice chapter.
Great job. Finally happy Danish. You’re really not gonna end it are you? We need to explore the relationship now, see where it goes. Please continue. I really enjoyed it.
that was great and so alice and dana can’t wait to see what to see what is going on in the next post but I have a feeling that it will be hot all the way please post soon great update I love it
awwwww you’re so right! this was great!!! awww i’m grinning like a fool! They’re so perfect !!! please continue!! I can’t wait to see what happens next
finally!
Dorky you did it! They’re finally together! :D Typically Danish to not read each other (sometimes too subtle) signs. ;) Dana was too cute with her announcement on the stage. A great ending (which screams for sa follow-up. :P)
Please don’t stop here, so much more happy Danish to tell…dating, getting married having kids…hahaha. Just keep writing your great story that’s all I ask for!
Yay finally! lol i liked that only middle aged men would like dana =pCant wait for the next chapter!