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Something In Common
Wiping water from her face, Alice left the bathroom and headed to her darkened room, thinking of nothing but going to sleep. She slid under the covers with a satisfied sigh and buried her face into the pillow. She had nearly began to drift off when something startled her awake. The covers seemed to be pulling in the opposite direction. Frowning, Alice gave the sheet a little tug, and then let out a small yelp as a leg bumped into her own. She scrambled off the bed and flipped on the light.
“Tonya!” she exclaimed, seeing the fully clothed woman curled up in her bed. Alice sighed and gave Tonya a little push, trying to wake her up. Tonya responded with a small groan, burying her head further under the covers. “Dammit!” Alice swore. “I’m not giving up my own bed,” she warned aloud, flipping the lights back off. She slipped back under what was left of the covers, giving Tonya a kick for good measure. Tonya still didn’t even stir, not even when Alice shoved her and used her own body weight to try and push her over on the bedand hopefully into the floor. Tonya would only budge an inch or so. Exhausted and frustrated, Alice gave up and pulled her tiny portion of sheet over herself, keeping her body as far away from Tonya as humanly possible. Just as she was almost asleep, Tonya’s heavy arm flopped over onto her.
Alice awoke to find a pair of horrified blue eyes staring at her. Tonya sat up quickly, her curly hair pressed against her head. “What? No! I – What – Please. *****,” Tonya said, her hand going to her mouth.
Alice sat up groggily. “Huh?” she responded in confusion, her short hair sticking up in all directions.
“We slept together?” Tonya demanded in horror, sliding away from Alice so fast she nearly fell off the bed.
“Well, in a sense,” Alice admitted. “But we – “
“Oh my God! I can’t believe this! I slept with you?” Tonya answered, her tone panicky. “How much did I have to drink last night?”
Alice had been fully prepared to tell Tonya the truth until she heard the woman’s tone of voice. “Excuse me? Exactly what is wrong with me?”
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(57 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)
hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!