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    Stained – Chapter 16

    The blonde was glad it was Steve who had opened the door. He rarely lost his cool and even though Tina could see he was surprised, he was on his best behavior. When it came to Steve, best behavior didn’t necessarily mean good behavior, but he was trying. He even offered to take Bette’s coat. Then again, Tina suspected him of only doing that because Bette wasn’t wearing one. Well, one down, three to go.

    Next up was Tessa, who was standing in the living room with her back to the door.

    "Hey Tess!"

    The addressed turned around and with mocking enthusiasm said:

    "Tiiiina, how nice of you to join us!"

    Then she turned to introduce herself to whomever the non-Eric guest was that accompanied Tina.

    "And I see you brought someo…"

    Just as Tina thought they were in the clear for any embarrassing reactions, Tessa interrupted herself by exclaiming:

    "Holy Jesus, Mary and Josef!"

    Tina cringed a little.

    ‘Okay, I guess this is as good as could have been expected. And she probably could have made it just a tiny little bit more embarrassing if she had really tried, so I can’t complain.’

    Bette, who was used to such reactions, took Tessa’s hand and shook it.

    "Actually, just ‘Bette’ will do."

    And with that she flashed her earth-shattering smile.

    Tessa, who Tina imagined was trying very hard to remember her own name right now, didn’t seem to succeed in coming up with it, so Tina decided to save her the embarrassment and interrupted her friend’s stutters by announcing it for her.

    "Ths is Tessa. Her – right now I would definitely say – better half Idzy is in the kitchen, I suspect, working his magic. Right, Tess?"

    Tessa just nodded, still trying to find the words… any words.

    "Okay, so that only leaves Kate."

    Kate was in fact just then entering the room through the door Bette and Tina had their backs to.

    "Did I just hear my name and a thousand apologies from my right now least favorite person in the room, exclusive of Eric. Now, Miss Late Again and Not In a Good Way, but I suspect Steve has already made that joke, you better have a kick-ass present for me to qualify for forgiveness!"

    Comments

    1. Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.

    2. This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.

    3. “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…

    4. So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.

    5. Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!

    6. hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)

    7. Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..

    8. LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!

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