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Stained – Chapter 16
By the time this waterfall of words had ended, Tina and Bette had turned around to face its source. Kate’s eye fell on Bette and a smile crawled onto her lips once she identified Tina’s date.
"Oh."
Kate briefly turned back to Tina to tell her:
"Consider yourself forgiven."
Then she said to no one in particular: "I sense this is going to be a fun birthday," before making her way towards Bette, who held out her hand and said: "Happy birthday."
Again, she offered that unbelievable smile and Tina could see Kate was taken aback for moment, but only for a moment, because the next thing out of her mouth was:
"Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss."
Tina shook her head. That was Kate alright.
"Okay then," Bette replied, not intimidated by Kate like the rest of the world, and gave her a peck on the cheek.
The short-haired blonde beamed at the sudden improvement of her birthday, which usually just consisted of mourning another year gone with close friends. Her usual birthday blues was forgotten and she couldn’t refrain from saying with a big grin on her face:
"Okay, I’m satisfied…for now."
"Kate!" exclaimed Tina.
‘Well,’ Kate thought, grinning to herself, ‘that certainly answers the question whether Bette Porter is here as a birthday surprise or rather as the date of a certain bi-curious someone. Very nicely done, Tina!’
"Could you at least try not to embarrass me?" Tina rolled her eyes again. *but not in that blood-boiling season 3 way, of course :D*
"Now get your scrawny behind over here so I can congratulate you!"
A big hug and another birthday kiss followed.
When Tessa, who had finally recovered from the initial shock, was opening a bottle of wine after inquiring what everyone was drinking, Idzy came in wearing an apron with the torso of a naked woman printed on the front.
As the whole group turned to face Idzy, Steve made a mad dash towards him. Not a moment too soon, because the second Idzy spotted Bette, he dropped his wine glass while uttering an involuntary "Fuck me!".
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(58 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
Oopsy, forgot to say that I, shameless as I am, stole the word ‘bi-curious’ from JustLoveB+T. Sorry, Captain Mom! ;-)
I think it’s going to be fun when all their friends get together. I like the way Bette shut them al up.
Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.
i loved every word of this, thanks for posting
This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.
haaaaa good times noc-t
very sweet and I am enjoying this very much
“Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…
So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.
OMG I had forgotten about the sheep. Too bad no one got Kate a strap-on to use with the sheep. =O
Glad you posted nocturnal!
only three words.UR STory Rocks.
so cute! i can’t wait to read more! please post soon!!! =)
good story lil’sis… keep going!!!! :D
Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!
great update..i wish Bette Porter came to my b-day party, or maybe i can get her cardboard figure and have fun like alice
hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)
Oh man this is so freaking funny, I love about the sheep. Bette is awesome and so charming to Tina’s friends. Ok post soon please, thanks!
it was a funny chapter, all Tina’s friends was atonish because of Bette! and Bette with her amazing charmed keep them quiet! take care
Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..
LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!
yup, this is a keeper, first time read and it’s going on my favourites list…love the humour and the humourous Bette…more…
Believe it or not, I gave that same sheep to my brother for his 40th birthday. I love Bette. She is so cool. This story is great.
please post again soon….