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    Stained – Chapter 16

    Story written on July 1, 2006 by Nocturnal.
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    A first date and a sheep. A B&T Beginning.

    Steve dove forward, thereby managing to catch the glass of wine before it hit the floor. While Steve stood up, took a bow and could be heard praising his own "superhuman reflexes," Idzy asked the others:

    "Do you all see Bette Porter standing here in the room or am I just prematurely drunk?"

    "I don’t see her…" Bette answered, a grin playing on her lips, to which Steve burst out in laughter, yelling: "Damn, and she’s got a sense of humor, too!"

    As Tina slapped her own forehead and let her hand slide down to cover her face in shame, wondering how on earth she had figured it a good idea to let Bette meet her friends, Tessa proved Tina’s assumption that things couldn’t possibly get any worse wrong by choosing this moment to let her infamous jealousy flare up again.

    "Idzy Johnson, are you saying that you usually see Bette Porter when you’re drunk and address her with ‘Fuck me!’?!?"

    That’s when Tina decided that right now would be a very good moment to be swallowed by the earth and never heard from again. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen, so Tina tried a little trick she used in class. She pretended to put everything in slow-motion for a while and stepped out of the chaos to observe it objectively.

    Steve was maniacally jumping up and down, while also laughing like a loon. He was either still celebrating his victory over gravity or he was, by attempting to jump a hole in the ceiling, testing if together with superhuman reflexes, he had also gotten Incredible Hulk-like strength.

    Meanwhile, Tessa was shooting Idzy death stares as she was questioning him about his drunken daze visions and/or fantasies of Bette. Idzy, being the recipient of the death stares, looked utterly lost in his naked-woman apron and he and the apron seemed to be wondering where they had gone wrong this time.

    All the while Bette was looking rather amused from Tessa and Idzy to Steve and back, like she was watching a tennis match; her eyes going back and forth.

    And at the same time Kate was shamelessly checking out Bette’s backside, while nodding in approval and curling a strand of hair around her finger, a gesture she had once confessed to Tina of making whenever she was having dirty, uncensored thoughts about someone.

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    3. Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.

    5. This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.

    8. “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…

    9. So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.

    15. Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!

    17. hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)

    20. Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..

    21. LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!

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