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    Stained – Chapter 16

    The teacher’s trick was not helping Tina one bit, because she kept getting interrupted by thoughts of ‘Why me?’. Just when Tina deemed it official that there was nothing in the world that could shut her friends up – not even the presence of a drop-dead gorgeous, world famous movie star – Bette approached her with a mischievous twinkle in her eye and placed a smothering kiss on Tina’s lips.

    Suddenly, the whole room fell quiet. Steve stopped jumping around, Tessa broke off her angry cross-examination, Idzy now looked wide-eyed instead of lost and Kate had managed to tear her eyes away from Bette’s magnificent behind to something even hotter; Bette and Tina kissing.

    After about half a minute of silence, Bette withdrew from the kiss and sighed before mockingly saying: "Wow, and I thought nothing could shut you guys up."

    Then she winked at Tina and said innocently: "Oops, I think I gave away that I am your date, T."

    Kate just kept staring at Bette and Tina, while stammering: "I think I need to change my panties."

    Steve mouthed "Thank you!" to whoever was up there in the skies before whispering to Tina "Oh yeah, she’s a keeper." loud enough for everyone to hear.

    Minutes later dinner was ready and everyone took a place at the round dinner table. Tina sat to Bette’s left and for a moment it seemed like there was going to be a mini-struggle among her friends to determine who got to sit on Bette’s other side, but Tina made a very unattractive face to warn them. Steve and Idzy did a quick rock-paper-scissors, but Kate slapped them both upside the head and took the place. To Tina’s relief Bette hadn’t noticed a thing.

    During dinner everyone was catching up and making small talk and miraculously, none of her friends had insulted Bette’s entire family yet with a single remark, something they were usually very good at. Tina could finally relax a little; the richly flowing wine being a key factor.

    When everyone had finished dinner and after abundantly complimenting the chef, it was present time. Present time was something to be feared in present company, because finding the worst gift to accompany a normal one had been perfected into an art form among the group of friends. Steve usually came out the winner, because he always succeeded in finding some obscure sex toy that no one could even figure out the use of or would rather pretend not to know the use of because it was just too perverted.

    Comments

    1. Oh wow! That chapter had me grinning so hard my face ached. Just wonderful writing. I love Tina’s crazy friends and the way that Bette dealt with them was classic. Just fantastic. I will return to this chapter the next time I am feeling down so I can be cheered up. Thanks for sharing you story with us.

    2. This chapter was like a ray of sunshine all bright and shiny. I just love your writing and I too could not stop smiling while reading this chapter. Please give us another chapter soon.

    3. “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy! I want a birthday kiss.”…Well, now we know which of Tina’s friends has balls of steel!…now, back to the story…

    4. So how did Tina finally get her jaw from slamming against the floor over and over? Maybe Tina needs the doctor to help her out (Dr. Noturnal). I can just see Steve and Alice together hooting and hollering with each other. Nocturnal you had me rolling on the floor with this chapter. This story is really brighten my spirits. Post when you can like in a few hours.

    5. Hey Nocturnal! I’m new at commenting but not as reading your posts, and I’ve loved this story from the beginning! Well done, and please come back soon, we miss you! Okay, I can’t believe I am the first one to say this but: Am I right to presume that you might have been inspired by a scene of the movie “Notting Hill” with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts? I loved that scene in the movie but I adore even more this chapter and the humor you put into it. BRAVO and THANK YOU!!!

    6. hehehehehe.. that was one funny chapter Nocturnal.. can’t wait to read the next chapter.BTW you think U seen some funny porn titles, I worked in a video shop once, some of the one’s I have seen =)

    7. Hey Noc – my face hurts after laughing so much because of yours hilarious author’s note and a post that is freaking funny, great and sweet :o))) Tinas friends are totally weird and that is the best kind LOL and what a great way for Bette to make them shut up!!! I think that Kate, Steve and Alice will totally hit it of together :o)) More please…..

    8. LOL… I didn’t make up that word Nocty, but don’t worry about it, I’m all for sharing :) And THANK YOU for sharing this chapter with us… Can’t wait for T to meet Alice… Oh and Kate and Alice LMFAOOOOOO Hopw you update soon!

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