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    Stained – Chapter 9 part 1

    ‘Why is it that TV-shows for children always look like a bad trip and have names that sound like some Eastern European dialect? God, Alice would have a field day if she could see me now. I would never hear the end of it. I don’t even like kids! Alright, David has proved me wrong on that one and these other kids don’t seem so bad either. I probably just hate spoiled kids. And drooling kids of course. Oh my god, I’m playing golf on my day off. I don’t even like golf and free time is very rare for me. Well, I suppose it could be worse. They could have me play dodge ball; that would be something… Bette Porter playing dodge ball! Oh, come on Bette! Nobody’s making you do anything.’

    But someone was making her do things…. tadatada… Bette looked up at the evil puppet master Ilene Chaiken who was making her do all these out-of-character things like cheating and going to a freaking silent retreat where people shaved their heads but not their armpits. Bette looked over at the big, bald man with the weird sunglasses and the leather coat and took the red pill. She woke up, was dumped into some sewer and picked up by the a ship full of fan fic writers who had been freed and were determined to beat the evil architect of the Latrix by writing their own stories about their favorite characters. Their kick-ass-better-than-the-real-thing stories. The big bald man returned. "Bette Porter, I shall name you Beo. You are The Chosen One…" *Alright, alright, I’ll save it for some other story :D*

    But someone was making her do things… Tina. Tina had made her mess up her takes on this new movie she was doing. Tina was the reason her mind drifted off when she should have been listening to people talking to her. And it was because of Tina that she couldn’t get to sleep at night. Bette could just hear Alice say: "What’s wrong with you, Porter! Hot chicks are drooling all over your pictures, kissing the ground you walk on and throwing themselves at your feet. What’s so special about this woman?" ‘Uh oh, not good. Not good at all.’ She heard enough of Alice every day to last her a lifetime. The last thing Bette needed was having her pop up inside her head to make obnoxious comments. ‘It was a valid question, though. What’s so special about Tina? Is it the thrill of the chase? Do I like her so much because she is straight and very much taken?’

    What Bette found so weird was the fact that she wasn’t really chasing Tina like she knew she could. She just wanted Tina to be happy and if that meant not having her, that would just have to do.

    ‘Ahhhrg… I just really want to kiss her, though. Or just touch her soft skin. Hell, I just want to be near her.’ But that still didn’t answer "Alice‘s" question. Why Tina? And then Bette’s heart decided to join in. For the last couple of years, Bette had been wondering if she still had a heart. Well, she knew she had a heart because her blood was being pumped around, but until now she hadn’t been so painfully AWARE of having a heart. A heart that knew the answer to "Alice‘s" question. ‘It’s her kindness. It’s her gentle way of dealing with everything; careful but determined. It’s how she is with these kids. It’s the way her eyes, no, her entire face lights up when she laughs. It’s the way she frowns when she’s deep in thought. It’s the way she stumbles over her words when she’s nervous. It’s every bloody last thing about her.’

    But just before Bette could realize the true impact of this epiphany, they arrived at the golf course and David’s exited screams awoke her from her pondering. Bette could enjoy the view from her river front mansion on DE NIAL for a little while longer.

    TBC…

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    Comments

    1. This is such a great story. I look for it everyday. I can see why Tina is totally intimidated. Who wouldn’t be. And I love that Bette feels the same. Looking forward to more.

    2. Where is the line for the Bette and Tina show? I would have to line up behing Tina but I would definately like to be in the same line. Go Bette and Tina.

    3. Kids really do say the darndest things. LOL Man I’m still half-asleep (only been awake for 20 minutes) and I managed to understand the Matrix bit, which I haven’t seen all the way through, by the way. And I do agree about kids’ shows looking like a bad trip. Sid and Marty Kroft did a fine job of that. I don’t know what the coconut thing is thought, but I had to fight not to loudly sing, “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!” Please post whenever you can, and good luck with studying!

    4. ‘Bette looked up at the evil puppet master Ilene Chaiken who was making her do all these out-of-character things like cheating and going to a freaking silent retreat where people shaved their heads but not their armpits.’ huh… *looks astonished* LMFAO!!!!!!!! You’re really something! Thanks so much for the updat! Love it! Succes met je examens!

    5. That little paragraph with the bald man and red pill…ok, it totally made my morning and fortified me for the really boring lecture I have to go sit through. As always, I’m loving your take on a B&T beginning and can’t wait to read more! Yay for finals, huh? Yeah, that’ll be me in like…a week. Anyway! Thanks! Great story! Can’t wait for more!

    6. Wow! Glad to see another post! I am anxious for this to continue. I’m loving it! Although, I am greedy to be fed more B&T beginning stories, studying comes first!!! (Did I really just say that? LOL)

    7. Beo. . .AHAHAHAHAHA! This story’s cracking me up! We seem to share the same sense of humor, I wonder if it’s because we’re both sleep deprived because of school and work. Hmmm. . . good luck in chemistry, I’m off to Sign Language. Please post again soon!

    8. You had me laughing my ass off. Love that matrix bit. But what I loved the most was Tina’s Grandmother chirping in on Tina’s thoughts. I hope you get an “A” in chemistry.

    9. I wish reading fanfic could count towards my exams – oh well good luck with yours. I am so addicted to Bette and Tina that I think I am going to fail my degree if someone doesn’t stop me from accessing the internet or watching the DVDs really soon! Oh well it’s a small sacrifice! Fantastic chapter as always – love the mix of cuteness, digs at golfers and hilarious Latrix stuff. You are a genius! Hope you can find time to write as well as work but I will try to be patient despite my need for another fix. Thanks again for posting.

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