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Stained – Chapter 9 part 2
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God, you have to be a really crappy writer to totally spoil your own story, hehehe. Well that’s me, crappier than great aunt Helen’s fistula, to put it in Steve’s words. I’m done being annoying now.*
*God, the moment is really, totally spoiled. If looks could kill, I would have committed suicide right now. Yeah, I’m twisted.*
"So, where’s your car parked?" Bette asked Tina to break the somewhat awkward silence.
"Well, Eric dropped me off so my car’s not here. I’ll just take a cab."
Bette winced at the mention of Eric but she also saw a great opportunity to spend a little more time with Tina.
"Don’t be ridiculous, I’d be happy to drop you off." Bette offered.
"I couldn’t ask that of you." Tina said, but she really wouldn’t mind being in Bette’s presence for a little longer.
"Good thing that I’m offering, then." Bette smiled and started to walk towards her blue SAAB convertible.
"Nice car." Tina said, eying the vehicle.
"One of the perks of the movie business." Bette admitted and held the door open for Tina.
Tina felt like a princess. "And here I was thinking that chivalry is dead."
"No Ma’me. Me and my noble steed are always ready to help out a damsel in distress." Bette grinned.
The conversation flowed easily and Bette and Tina both felt like they had known each other for ages. They were talking about the day and how much the children had, surprisingly, liked golf. Suddenly Bette’s phone rang.
"Shit, sorry. It answers automatically in the car." Bette apologized.
"Hiya, Porter. Soooo, you have finally decided to take my calls again. Very good! Now you only have to get rid of that annoying voice mail message. OUCH! Shit, I just bit on that thingy underneath my tongue. How the hell did I do that? God, I’ve been biting my cheeks all day. I’ve gotten myself totally addicted to gum, can you believe it? I think I’m gonna have to take up smoking now. Oooo, I just had the creepiest thing. Don’t you just hate when you’re in the shower and you turn off the water there’s a like this reaaaaally creepy dead spider just lying there at you’re feet and you’re wondering where the hell that came from. It was probably on your head the whole time, which is disgusting, but that’s not even the worst part. Then suddenly…it moves!!! The creepy dead spider moves! So I ran out of the showing screaming my lungs out – seriously, I think I saw a piece of lung landing on the floor – and when I finally had the courage to go back in there…guess what? IT WAS GONE!!! I swear it was like a freaking horror movie. That disgusting thing has rising from the dead to multiply and take revenge when I’m sleeping. Shit, I’m gonna have to move. And on top off everything – yes, there is more – I fell asleep in the sun so now I’m sun burned on one side and totally white on the other side. I look like something from startrekwars…whatever…half a woman, half a lobster. Maybe it’s for the best. Maybe the creepy spider and his mini-me’s will be too afraid to attack the lobster-woman-startrekwars-me and then I don’t have to move…" Alice had barely breathed and was only now noticing that Bette seemed to be yelling her name.
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u had me grinning stupidly as well…the best line…bout the men in white suits…good times and hell yes the infamous earing
oooh the earring! different situation but the earring still present! this chapter was so nice and the part Bette teaching Tina play golf excellent! i can’t wait for the next chapter, thanks for spent your time writing!
You’re totaly crazy, and I love it. Don’t fight the men in white jackets… It’s for the best. Post soon, I can’t wait…
Lovin’ lovin’ lovin’ this story nocT! You cracked me up with you Authors Note and then with this chapter too! Especially when you broke in with your rant about your “awful metaphor.” You’re hilarious! So glad you staved off the window sander long enough to finish this for us! Oh and I feel your sarcasm – and I like it! Can’t wait for more of Chapter 9!
awesome post! I love how you included the whole earing thing, please please please post again soon some of us can’t wait very long! cheers
Have you tried medication? Anyway, I like this story;please post agin soon.
Just caught up. Awesome story. I’m a sucka for B&T beginnings. Good luck with your studies and post soon.
Ok am grinning like a loon and I have you to thank for it. Absolutely genius chapter. I was already loving it from the author’s note at the start! Loved the author’s interuption to laugh at her own metaphor and was literally laughing out loud (to disturb my housemates) at the suggestion of Alice making a list of celebrities who wouldn’t sign her ass. Just fantastic! Oh and I thought it was cool the way you brought in the earring. Ah Bette and Tina beginnings – is there anything better? Reading this was just bliss. Hope your studying goes so well that you have time to spare to work on your tan and write more chapters for the salivating masses!
“Nice car.” This statement alone is laughworthy because I’ve seen “Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love” so many damn times and “Nice car” pops up a lot in reference to Evie’s beast of a vehicle. Love the little “time out.” lol Maybe the reason “I” is capitalized is because the person who made up that rule was very egocentric. But then I have to wonder why nouns are capitalized in German. So much to think about…Veronica needed her Ronald McDonald ass kicked. Tina should call Bette and be like, “Yes, I need to make use of your talents…for golfing. I want to go golfing with my parents and since I suck at it I need some help. blah blah blah” The rest doesn’t matter. I wonder if Tina knows she left her earring in the SAAB? Maybe she did it accidentally on purpose. >:D
Okay I confess I have been a silent reader since the beginning. I love your sense of humor. I had to stop myself from LOL because I am at work and do not want to alert anytone to that fact that I am not really working right now, oh well! Anyways, I am loving this story, especially the random thoughts tina has,classic. Funny thing “Notting Hill” has been on all this week on cable and I immediately thought of this story. Keep em’ coming! Also I have no don’t know why I is capatilized, english is weird like that,, afterall it is a bastard language!
This is a great read, funny and easy going…thankyou I look forward to lots more chapters…thankyou
you really crack me up, i think i can totally really to your wacky sence of humor, can’t wait to see where you go next!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome story:) one of my new favs!
Ahhh… the elusive earring. Way to go Bette. You are a wacky wacky writer Nocturnal, love your style and this story!!
Funny, delightful and clever. Great combo!
very humorous and i’m sensing a kiss coming since bette found the earring..this was great once again
Good chapter. Bette and Tina have a good time and now the erring will be the reason for them to see each other again and hope soon. Damn Alice is crazy and funny too. Ok post soon please, thanks!
I always find your chapter so great…I want more, please give me more…Soon =)
I really need golf lessons. Do you think that I borrow Bette for a private lesson? Poor Tina keeps loosing that damn earring. Maybe I need to loose mine. I would take Bette or Tina anytime and hope that one of them find it. My luck it be the golf instructor. Love the story and hopefully Eric will be taking that long road trip soon.
What I can say that has not been said already. Except Tom Cruise IS NOT GAY!;)Wink wink. Move the computer outside and get a tan while you write more chapters I solved your problem.
So funny this story, you’re better and more crazy than Alice LOL, but it’s a good thing. The post was also very sweet and I like the earring thing, did Tina do it on purpose??? Post soon – I’m addicted….
Loved this line: “Tina could feel Bette’s breast pressing against her back. Her heart rate spiked. ‘Oh, I’m swinging alright…” Very cute.
hello there! Jeetje hoe doe je dat toch? Echt super! Thanks for the update!