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Stained – Chapter 9 part 2
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"ALICE! ALICE!"
"No need to get all upset and yell at me Porter. I know you’re really excited to talk to me, but there is a limit."
"Woman, don’t you ever just shut up!" Bette was rolling her eyes whereas Tina was in fits of laughter.
"Hey, who’s that? Elizabeth Porter, is there someone in your car that I don’t know about. I demand to know who is there. Okay, I know that sounded kind girlfriend-ish; don’t hold it against me. It’s the reporter in me taking over. Now, TELL ME!"
"Alice, was there actually a reason that you called?"
"A reason? Since when do friends need a reason to call each other? I think there actually was, though. Shit, I totally forgot it and now it’s gonna haunt me all day. Thanks a lot, Porter!"
"You’re welcome. I’m going to hang up now. Are the men in white jackets there yet? If they are, don’t fight them. It’s for the best."
And with that Bette hung up the phone and heaved a sigh of relief. Meanwhile, Tina had almost gotten herself back together again.
"Is one of your friends actually a reporter?" Tina asked incredulously.
"Yes, she is. She’s not a gossip reporter or anything, at least not professionally. She writes for LA Magazine; makes all these lists like top ten places to get cheap but good food or where to go for a vaginal rejuvenation. We have an agreement about her not writing things about me. In return I throw her a bone every once in a while, like take her to a premiere where she’ll embarrass me to no end so she can make a list of the celebrities that refused to sign her ass or something similar."
"Wait, Alice Pieszecki?"
"Yeah, that’s her. Do you know her?"
"Not personally, no, but I have her ‘The Top Ten of Signs That Tom Cruise Is Not a Homophobic Gay Man At All, Just a Homophobe’ list on my fridge."
"Ah, yes. That one was wishful thinking; she totally has the hots for him. I think she lost her faith, though, when he refused to touch her boob on the ´War of the Worlds’ premiere."
Suddenly they were at Tina’s apartment. Neither of them wanted to say goodbye so Bette came up with a solution, albeit only a temporary one.
"I’ll walk you to your door."
"I want to thank you for coming today, Bette. I know David really enjoyed it… and so did I." Tina shyly added the last part.
"I had a great time, too."
"Well, if you ever want to come by again, just give me a call. I know you’re really busy, but we would all love for you to join us again sometime."
Tina congratulated herself on her excellent excuse… nooo… idea to give Bette her number and Bette even gave her hers. Not that Tina would dare to call her, but it made the hug goodbye – which by the way made the butterflies in her stomach go crazy again – seem less final, even though it probably was.
Tina waved one last time at Bette, closed the door behind her and slid down against it. ‘Holy fuck, I’m totally falling for her… and so never going to see her again.’ Tina thought it awfully sweet of Bette to have come today, but in the end it would only make it harder for Tina to get her out of her mind. She felt tears welling up in her eyes and made no effort to stop them from rolling down her face.
Meanwhile Bette had shed her feelings of loss. When Tina had closed the door, she had walked back to her car, feeling equally miserable. But when she had gotten back into her car, she had seen something reflecting the burning sunrays. When Bette had reached over to retrieve the small object, it immediately brought a big smile onto her face. ‘My, my, what are the odds of that?’ Bette let the small object dangle from her long, sleek fingers. But there was no doubt about it. It was indeed the mutinous earring of one Miss Tina Kennard.
TBC…
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u had me grinning stupidly as well…the best line…bout the men in white suits…good times and hell yes the infamous earing
oooh the earring! different situation but the earring still present! this chapter was so nice and the part Bette teaching Tina play golf excellent! i can’t wait for the next chapter, thanks for spent your time writing!
You’re totaly crazy, and I love it. Don’t fight the men in white jackets… It’s for the best. Post soon, I can’t wait…
Lovin’ lovin’ lovin’ this story nocT! You cracked me up with you Authors Note and then with this chapter too! Especially when you broke in with your rant about your “awful metaphor.” You’re hilarious! So glad you staved off the window sander long enough to finish this for us! Oh and I feel your sarcasm – and I like it! Can’t wait for more of Chapter 9!
awesome post! I love how you included the whole earing thing, please please please post again soon some of us can’t wait very long! cheers
Have you tried medication? Anyway, I like this story;please post agin soon.
Just caught up. Awesome story. I’m a sucka for B&T beginnings. Good luck with your studies and post soon.
Ok am grinning like a loon and I have you to thank for it. Absolutely genius chapter. I was already loving it from the author’s note at the start! Loved the author’s interuption to laugh at her own metaphor and was literally laughing out loud (to disturb my housemates) at the suggestion of Alice making a list of celebrities who wouldn’t sign her ass. Just fantastic! Oh and I thought it was cool the way you brought in the earring. Ah Bette and Tina beginnings – is there anything better? Reading this was just bliss. Hope your studying goes so well that you have time to spare to work on your tan and write more chapters for the salivating masses!
“Nice car.” This statement alone is laughworthy because I’ve seen “Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love” so many damn times and “Nice car” pops up a lot in reference to Evie’s beast of a vehicle. Love the little “time out.” lol Maybe the reason “I” is capitalized is because the person who made up that rule was very egocentric. But then I have to wonder why nouns are capitalized in German. So much to think about…Veronica needed her Ronald McDonald ass kicked. Tina should call Bette and be like, “Yes, I need to make use of your talents…for golfing. I want to go golfing with my parents and since I suck at it I need some help. blah blah blah” The rest doesn’t matter. I wonder if Tina knows she left her earring in the SAAB? Maybe she did it accidentally on purpose. >:D
Okay I confess I have been a silent reader since the beginning. I love your sense of humor. I had to stop myself from LOL because I am at work and do not want to alert anytone to that fact that I am not really working right now, oh well! Anyways, I am loving this story, especially the random thoughts tina has,classic. Funny thing “Notting Hill” has been on all this week on cable and I immediately thought of this story. Keep em’ coming! Also I have no don’t know why I is capatilized, english is weird like that,, afterall it is a bastard language!
This is a great read, funny and easy going…thankyou I look forward to lots more chapters…thankyou
you really crack me up, i think i can totally really to your wacky sence of humor, can’t wait to see where you go next!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome story:) one of my new favs!
Ahhh… the elusive earring. Way to go Bette. You are a wacky wacky writer Nocturnal, love your style and this story!!
Funny, delightful and clever. Great combo!
very humorous and i’m sensing a kiss coming since bette found the earring..this was great once again
Good chapter. Bette and Tina have a good time and now the erring will be the reason for them to see each other again and hope soon. Damn Alice is crazy and funny too. Ok post soon please, thanks!
I always find your chapter so great…I want more, please give me more…Soon =)
I really need golf lessons. Do you think that I borrow Bette for a private lesson? Poor Tina keeps loosing that damn earring. Maybe I need to loose mine. I would take Bette or Tina anytime and hope that one of them find it. My luck it be the golf instructor. Love the story and hopefully Eric will be taking that long road trip soon.
What I can say that has not been said already. Except Tom Cruise IS NOT GAY!;)Wink wink. Move the computer outside and get a tan while you write more chapters I solved your problem.
So funny this story, you’re better and more crazy than Alice LOL, but it’s a good thing. The post was also very sweet and I like the earring thing, did Tina do it on purpose??? Post soon – I’m addicted….
Loved this line: “Tina could feel Bette’s breast pressing against her back. Her heart rate spiked. ‘Oh, I’m swinging alright…” Very cute.
hello there! Jeetje hoe doe je dat toch? Echt super! Thanks for the update!