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The Promise
James slapped his forehead and walked out of the room muttering incoherent sentences about Lesbians and their need for constant nudity.
Shane: Alright we better start eating before he has a melt down…you know how he is with schedules.
Alice nodded and as she playfully bit on her neck. Dash rolled her eyes as she got up from the floor.
Dash: These are the role models I have…..Im gonna be knocked up by the time Im legal.
Alice and Shane stopped and looked at Dash with raised eyebrows.
Dash: Hey Im still playing both fields…keeps more coming my way.
Alice and Shane shook their heads as they laughed internally at Dash. She was truly a product of her environment. Dash clapped her hands together and exited the room while yelling .
Dash: Alright, My Three Moms lets get with breakfast!
DONT PLAY! came the reply from James in the kitchen and Alice and Shane making out in bed.
James prepared an onslaught of fine cuisine for breakfast with Dashs help. Shane and Alice of course were busy changing the sheets, although Alice ended up admiring her favorite view from the bottom. After breakfast Alice quickly got dressed and hurried out while James, Shane and Dash sat watching the TV. Alice stopped at the couch kissed the dark haired kid sitting in the middle. She ruffled James and Dashs hair as they sat on either side of Shane.
Alice: Bye Thespians.
Ehhh…bye…see ya… Came jumbled out as they were entranced by the TV. The door closed and the three turned to look at the door. They looked at each other and at the same time jumped into action. Dash ran and locked the door while Shane pulled out three forties of Ole English from behind the couch cushions. She slammed them on the coffee table and popped off the tops with the bottle opener on her key chain. James ran over to the curtains and pulled out three rolled tubes from the draping at the top. He sat down by the coffee table and slid a roll of paper out of the first tube.
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(25 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
That was great..so romantic, sexy and funny. Wonderful writing!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I tore my Pu*** muscle..hee hee.. that was simply genius.. thank for the tiny crumbs.. looking for more.
Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
Another great chapter.
WOW! I found myself laughing out loud several times, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m reading. So well done..absolutley one of my favorites so far!
Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!
Loved each word thanks
This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!
‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?
What a Valentine’s Day!!!
Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)
Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?
Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!
That was awsome. Great valentin story with lost of funny thing. Totally loved it.
That hot and so romantic, post soon. Thank you!