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The Promise
He spread out the paper on the table which read MI3″ in the middle. The paper showed a complete diagram of the room they were in. He then pulled out the second tube and removed a rolled up tube of clear sheets which he laid over top. Dash returned to the coffee table and covered her mouth to stop the hysterical laughter. James then pulled out the third tube and removed a rolled parchment that had a complete time schedule worked out. Dash took a seat and took a big gulp from her forty. Shane held up her beer in salute.
Shane: Ladies…heres to Mission Impossible Three…may we all carry out our initiatives.
They clanked their beers together and all sipped. James cringed and looked at his beer in disgust.
Dash: Stop being such a *****!
James: You wish.
Shane and Dash shrugged in unison and then laughed while they nodded.
James stood up and pinned the schedule to the wall.
James: Okay gentlemen…if you look here I have specified each task which needs to be fulfilled today in accordance with the mission. In addition, I have mapped out where each of us should be at each given time through out the night.
Dash slapped her forehead and James whipped a laser pointer out of his pocket and highlighted each key moment on the schedule.
Dash: Now if you take a look at the diagram, I have also pin pointed on each clear sheet where you will physically be standing every ten minutes on the hour. Shane sifted through the sheets like a nickelodeon and the three colored dots moved around Alices apartment.
Dash: Now have we all finished our tasks?
Dash and Shane nodded.
Dash: Where are we in terms of tonight?
Shane: Bette said shell pick up my suit and drop off our field gear along with the cyanide pills
Dash: Ive already hauled the lights up to the roof…I expect to need two hours to fulfill maximum illumination…ification…nization.
Shane looked at Dash and they nodded with serious faces. James put his hands on his hips like the little ***** that he was.
Dash: Guys lets take this serious…a mission is only successful when all take it serious.
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(25 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
That was great..so romantic, sexy and funny. Wonderful writing!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I tore my Pu*** muscle..hee hee.. that was simply genius.. thank for the tiny crumbs.. looking for more.
Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
Another great chapter.
WOW! I found myself laughing out loud several times, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m reading. So well done..absolutley one of my favorites so far!
Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!
Loved each word thanks
This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!
‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?
What a Valentine’s Day!!!
Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)
Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?
Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!
That was awsome. Great valentin story with lost of funny thing. Totally loved it.
That hot and so romantic, post soon. Thank you!