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The Promise
Shane: Love…I told you I dont celebrate this *****…only thing that ever happened on this day was the Valentines day massacre…
Alice: Fine whatever go have fun with your two wives.
::Click::
Shane, James and Dash sat at the table with Bette. James pressed stop on the tape recorded and the sounds of the ocean stopped.
James: Okay…lets see where we are….Little Paris?
Dash: Check!
James: Wardrobe?
Bette: Check!
Dash: And is the subject at Maximum Irritation level?
Shane lowered her head to the table with a loud thud.
Shane: Check…
James: Now…for hair and makeup!
@}~~~~~
Alice entered her apartment and threw her laptop on the couch. She walked to the fridge and looked inside. She looked around and finally settled on the forty that looked like it had one sip taken out of it.
Alice: James!
She shook her head and walked over to the couch with the flat beer in tow. She stopped and turned around to retrieve a carton of ice cream and a spoon from the sink. Her uneventful night had ended at seven, when her receptionist begged her to leave for the night. Now she was stuck alone on Valentines day , while her girlfriend was kicking it with a punk and a queen. Alice looked at the clock and leaned back to kick her feet onto the table when the phone rang.
Alice walked over and picked up the cordless phone.
Alice: Hello?
Shane: Hello love…before you hang up theres a package waiting for you downstairs.
Alice: What kind of package? Is it for Valentines day?
Shane: No
::Click::
Alice looked at the phone and hung it up. She took a heaping spoonful of ice cream and wiped her mouth when the phone rang again.
Alice: Mhhhupmh?
Shane: I thought it was disgusting? Stop eating my ice cream.
Alice almost choked on the dessert.
Alice: Hmmm uhm not…
Shane: Yes you are, I can smell it on your breath…save your appetite, and go get the package.
Alice ran down stairs to retrieve the package and quickly sat on the couch to open it. She removed the wrapping paper to find an envelope wrapped in black silk. She tugged at the bow to find a beautifully embroider card which she opened with a big smile. Inside it read.
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(25 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
That was great..so romantic, sexy and funny. Wonderful writing!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I tore my Pu*** muscle..hee hee.. that was simply genius.. thank for the tiny crumbs.. looking for more.
Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
Another great chapter.
WOW! I found myself laughing out loud several times, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m reading. So well done..absolutley one of my favorites so far!
Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!
Loved each word thanks
This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!
‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?
What a Valentine’s Day!!!
Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)
Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?
Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!
That was awsome. Great valentin story with lost of funny thing. Totally loved it.
That hot and so romantic, post soon. Thank you!