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The Promise
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Bette gave Alice a pretend warning look.
Alice: Careful!…you dont want more frown lines.
Bettes jaw dropped and she crossed her arms.
Bette: Black dont crack!
Everyone at the table went silent and looked at each other thinking the obvious.
Tina: Uhm…then I guess youll have half the cracks?
Bettes facial expression was truly priceless as her eyes bugged from her head. Tina laughed hysterically and elbowed Bette. Jenny choked on her orange juice and Dana quickly patted her on the back as she returned to her seat with a banana.
Alice: You sooooo set yourself up for that one Porter.
Bette: Whatever….Ill still have half the cracks as you when were old and gray.
Bette took the last piece of Tinas bagel off her plate and popped it in her mouth.
Tina: Well, see now thats where youre wrong.
Bette gave her a confused look and spoke with a full mouth.
Bette: How?
Tina: Well…in fifteen years, you might have half the wrinkles as I would…but youve still got me by how many years?
Tina put her finger to her chin and pretended to do the math in her head.
Tina: Okay…you were born in what year? Hmmm…I know there was a shag carpet involved in your immaculate conception….hmm multiply by six….carry the three…
Alice: Dont forget to add the leap years.
Tina: Ah…shes right Bette! So we should add like ten days for that….
Bettes face looked horrified as Tina continued to do her warped math.
Tina: Subtract my age since I was born during the end of leisure suits and platforms….
Bette: Okay I get it!
Bette pouted and leaned forward on the table. Tina ran a hand down her back as Bette mopped in her lap. She leaned forward and cupped her hands to her mouth and spoke in a stage whisper.
Tina: Sorry Ladies…..must be the start of her menopause.
Bette: THATS IT!!!
Bette turned on Tina, who held her hands up in defense, and ducked away from her angry tempter. Jenny, Dana and Alice laughed loudly and draped themselves over each other to try and stop their violent shaking.
Alice: Okay, Okay….so finish your story before I start to be like Bette.
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Another great chapter… Thanks
ooohhh so happy to see you posted…. can’t wait to see what happens next with shane and alice…. this was amazing as always, I really love your story and can’t seen to get enough!! ;)
What a great story before going to bed. love it as always!
I glad that Alice and Bette are through Bashing each other for a while. Also glad that Bette didnt have my ear, It was funny that Bette said that she expected Dash to be the adult. They all can get in a mess.. Thanks
yes been eagerly waiting for you to post.
Great chapter as always!!!! I’m glad Alice Is finally starting to see thelight and the consequences of her actions. Shane needs to have her but kicked for cutting off her cast and I bet Van will do it. She can’t be that worried about playing the piano again. Thanks for posting.
It is good that Alice is beginning to understand the relationship that Bette and Shane has going on and maybe she can comprehend more about what is going on between the two.
GREAT CHAPTER , PLEASE POST SOON
Great chapter. Glad to see you back, this chapter is good, a little funny between Bette and Alice and at time is have emotion, sad, hurt, and happy. Alice and Shane need a talk and let see what happen next. Post soon, thank you!
So GREAT, So GOOD, So FUNNY. I can’t wait for my next fix.
LMFAO>>>>>>> man woman this chap was sooo awesome..I am very lucky to be part of this joruney..that you have give us…WOW..and “BLACK DON’T CRACK..LMAO” haven’t heard that in a while…your just too much..lol
take care and hope you have time to post again soon..take care girlie..