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    The Secret Santa—Chapter 3

    Do me proud my dear Bettenezer Scrooge! I will leave my rating card on your Christmas tree decorating ability next to the plate of cookies Angelica leaves for me. Oh and please tell her to not forget the milk! I need it to wash those scrumptious cookies down!

    Until next time!

    Your Secret Santa

    ”You want me to cut down a fucking tree!..Idiot!..I am not Paul Bunyan asswipe!..Who the hell is this moron!” I grumble stuffing the note with the others and head to the closet to start putting up my clothes and open it to find a lumberjack outfit with another note. I roll my eyes and pull the note off to read it.

    Forgot to mention that for the task you need to look the part so put on the plaid shirt, lumberjack pants and suspenders along with the boots in the morning that I have provided. And don’t forget the knit hat!. I’m sure you will look adorable Bettenezer! Oh and sorry but I could not provide the Ox!

    ”Santa you better be on guard when you slide your fatass down that chimney because I will be waiting for you. Ohhhh yes Secret Santa.. I will be waiting” I say pushing the lumberjack outfit to the end to make room for much more appealing attire that I began to hang up.

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    The Secret Santa:

    Well now that I know things are going according to plan I can relax a little. I have carefully planned all of this out for you Bette. I know Tina still loves you. You just have to get her to trust you again and give you another chance. I will not reveal myself to you, Tina, or Angelica but this sure has been fun and I saved for years to be able to do this for you and Tina.

    Imagine my surprise when I found out from the private detective that located Tina that she had a daughter named Angelica Kennard Porter. It made it that much more urgent that I get you two talking again at least. But I’m hoping for so much more and It would be my Christmas wish to seeing you bring Tina and Angelica home. Until then I will have fun being The Secret Santa!

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    TBC

    Comments

    1. Great, another chapter!

      “I get off of Mama B’s lap and lean over with my hand pushing up on Mama’s chin to close her mouth” – simply brilliant!

    2. Great memories of Lumberjack – Jill? How could I have forgotten.

      Thank you Pie as I said before -Keep ‘um ‘ coming and I know you are not going to forget The Diary.

      Also hoping that some of your other stories will appear and reach a conclusion so it will be a good summer of 2018.

      By the way I’m a Sassy Great Gran now and have a very sassy 2 year old keeping her GG firmly on her toes and I think she could audition for your wonderful Angelica!

      Great writing, great characterisation of TiBette and Angelica – love them.

      SG

      • Wow!! I have been away for a long time haven’t I.. So you are a Great SassyGran!. Thats wonderful. I hope she eases the rough seas you are experiencing my dear friend!. I’m sure is a joy!

    3. Loved it!!!!! Angie is so cute and winning Bette over fast. Thanks for bringing them back together. More please. This is making my week very pleasant, indeed!!! Thanks again for posting.

    4. Awesome story Pie!

      I found it a wonderful story the first time you posted it and that didn’t change.

      Angelica is adorable, how can Bette not fall in love with her.

      Thank you for sharing it again.

    5. Now I’m thinking a different member of the “gang” could be the secret ????, because she said she had been saving and planning for years to pull this off. Hmmmmmm…..who loves these two and wants them reunited the most???
      Shane? Kit? Alice?

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