“It’s almost time for sea and anchor uh Ms. Kennard is there anything you would like to say to the crew?” She knew she was rushing her and decided not to show her true colors just this once oh boy when she got that fake ass Captain Crunch of a captain alone all hell was sure to break loose.

“I do not Captain of the Titanic part II, “she says smiling before seating down. Her direct insult was felt and well understood and like her she couldn’t wait to get her behind closed doors to discuss her blatant disrespect.

“Since we do not have time to enjoy our XO’s soon to be cancelled comedy sketch everyone is dismissed, “she says before walking out.

“Did you hear that?”

“Yup, it’s going to be a long ass six months, “LTJG Williams says.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, “someone yells out before crashing down hard on the deck, “Owwwwwwww my back!”

“Hey are you okay!?”

“I saw it from way over there and it looked bad, “another officer says rushing to her side.

“I think maybe she needs to go to medical?”

“NO….NO….NO, I don’t need to go to medical I need to go to the brig (navy term used for jail)!”

“The brig for what? You fell you didn’t kill anyone?”

“Nope not yet, “she says lunging for Petty Officer Schechters throat.

“Hey what’s going on over there, “Captain Porter ask.

“What’s going on, “she says while being helped to her feet holding a banana peel in her hand, “I’ll tell you what’s going on ma’am as soon as I sat up to walk out Wednesday Addams over there threw this banana peel on the floor then yelled MARIO KART! Next thing I knew I came crashing down harder than———–.”

“Schechter, “Command Master Chief yells cutting her off.

“I hope everyones day is as magical and special as my vagina, “she says before skipping out of the door twirling her hair around her finger.

“What the hell was that, “Commander Kennard ask herself.

“Welp, looks like I know who will be my first prisoner this deployment.”

“You’re right Foster, “LTG Williams says shaking her head, “It’s always one.

Ships Galley…..

“Hey, alright listen up in an approximately 15 minutes this bad boy will set sail for the friendly seas we are not expected to hit any rough seas for some time however please make sure everything is tied down and secured.”