“Chief, what about the condiments sitting on the tables should those be secured too?”

“No, “she says staring down at a nearby table but noticing the tables hadn’t been wiped down, “They should be fine alright now some of you will assist the deck department by being line handlers the rest will continue to work helping to prepare lunch and dinner got it?”

“Yes chief, “they say in unison.

“Alright everybody scram.” As everyone began heading to their designated places one of her cooks caught her attention.

“McDowell?”

“Yes chief, “she says walking towards her.

“Rumor has it your back with YN3 (Yeoman) Eversley?”

“Yup, that’s my baaaaaa-by, “she says proudly.

“Uh huh, I see……. grab that towel and wipe off these tables, “she says before turning around to walk away.

“But chief I thought you told Spencer to do it?”

“Well, now I’m telling you to do it, “she says before turning back around, “Now, that I know you’re back with her you see that bottle sitting on that table pump a few squirts in your hands before you touch my tables or anything else for that matter.” Walking over she picks up the bottle and reads the label.

“Maybe You Touched Your Genitals what is this!?”

“My special concoction of hand sanitizer from what I hear you use it and plenty of it, “she says before disappearing into the kitchen.

“Uh, I know what they’re saying, “she yells hoping she could hear, “It’s not true she passed her physical exam with flying colors she’s completely clean chief!”

“Yeah about as clean as a groupies panties at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, “she yells back.

“Well….well…..well, “a voice says as she walked passed the stoves towards her office, “Look who survived their visit to their little big sisters office?”

“Oh yeah that would me, “she says pointing to herself and smiling, “Hey, I’ll be in my office if anyone needs me make sure you batter those wings to fry for lunch.” Opening the door she flips on the light switch and begins singing to herself.

“I’m all over it chief.”

“Chicken wings…..chicken wings…..hot dogs and baloney…..chicken and macaroni, “she sings before she turned around to face her desk, “Chillin with my hooomeys——OH MY WHAT THE HELL!?”