“Meyers are your drunk?”

“I-I Captain, “she says while drunkenly saluting with her left hand, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea Sponge——.”

“Alright, un-freaking believable, “she says cutting her off shaking her head in shame, “Please tell me you don’t have any alcohol on you?”

“Nope, I do not, “she says before digging in her pockets, “But I do have these small bottles of magic Gummy Berry Juice that help me bounce towards the sky.” Snatching the bottles from her Lena could feel herself fuming on the inside.

“Wha—-what the hell? These aren’t bottles of magic Gummy Berry Juice there miniature bottles of Vodka!”

“Carter and Peck, will you two please escort Meyers to her rack (her bed)!?”

“Yes ma’am, “they say helping lead her off the bridge.

“Uh, ma’am can I have one of those?”

“No you cannot! Look is there anything else!?”

“Yes, the navigation maps where are——–.”

“Good, “she says cutting her off, “I need to take a quick bathroom break and then return to the bridge be at your sea and anchor stations on time.” She didn’t even get her foot, correction a toe out of the door before unscrewing the cap to one of the bottles of Vodka then chugging it down.

“I definitely needed that, “she says to herself.

Medical…..

“Thank you so much for your help.”

“The pleasure is all mine ma’am but I must say I have never seen anyone get all ten fingers stuck in a Chinese Finger Trap before.”

“Well, I didn’t think it would actually work.”

“You didn’t think it would actually work?”

“I’m an American.”

“Yes, “she says confused by her answer.

“I am an American.”

“So am I?”

“No, you don’t understand I am an American.”

“Ma’am, I get that and so am I but it doesn’t explain why you thought it wouldn’t work!?”

“I am an American.”

“Ma’am I am too!”

“My fingers got stuck in a Chinese finger trap, I am an American meaning I didn’t think it would actually work.”

“Why is that?”

“It’s called a Chinese Finger Trap I thought you had to be Chinese in order for it to work.”

“Wait I’m sorry? What!?”

“I thought you had to be Chinese in order for it to work.”