“Uh ooookay ma’am, “she says switching the subject, “I am writing you this light limited duty chit where any strenuous activity regarding the use of your fingers is prohibited for the next three days. I am also recommending you apply this lube to the tips of your fingers to help keep them moisturized.”

“Lube?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“It’s called Slidey Butt Sauce.”

“I’m sorry Slidey Butt what, “she says completely disgusted at the name.

“Slidey Butt Sauce it’s the best lubricate on the market trust me it is the best of the best, “she says smiling handing her the piece of paper.

“I owe you a big thank you and to the officer who helped me, I’m Fairbanks I mean my name is Dana Fairbanks I am the Chaplin here onboard.”

“Nice to meet you I’m HM2 Croft—–Lara Croft.”

“Nice to meet you Tomb Raider.” Hoping off the medical table with all ten fingers tapped she stands prepared to exit the room.

“Well I have a meeting to attend too in a few, thanks again.”

“Your welcome oh and ma’am?”

“Yes HM2?”

“A little bit of advice don’t ever tell another living soul that story ever again.”

“That bad huh?”

“Oh yeah.”

Training Room…..

Due to the new changes in the military regulations and tactical strategies she was excited to be teaching a refresher course mandated by the United States government. Sitting at her desk she begins separating the printed study manuals into packets for the individuals scheduled to attend her class. As she was finishing up the last few the door opened.

“Excuse me Lieutenant Pieszecki are you busy?”

“No not at all Master Chief come on in.” Taking a seat across from her she sees the study packets she was putting together.

“Looks like you’re getting things in order.”

“I am I have a full class with the exception of one empty seat I was looking over the material and there’s some great information here.”

“You have one seat available correct?”

“I sure do, “she says stapling together another packet.

“That’s what I need to talk with you about, “she says placing an envelope on her desk picking it up she opens it to reveal its contents.

“I have someone to fill that last seat.”