Louise: “TINA, don’t you dare”

Bette: “hey…, it is supposed to be you the one who will carry our first child”

Tina: “huh…, who says…? Aren’t you the older?”

Bette: “come on T, you could stay here, you have to stay behind the logistics, you, very well could carry the baby while I’m out chasing aliens”

Tina: “PORTER, what the hell are you saying?”

Louise: “oh please stop fighting like eight-years-old children”

Bette: “Sorry, Louise, we haven’t talked to you; but it was just this afternoon when I proposed”

Louise: (dumbfounded) “proposed…, what do you have proposed?”

Bette: (swallowing) “to Tina…, I want to marry her…, and she accepted”

Tina: “no, you accepted to marry me, Bette”

Bette: “I proposed, T”

Tina: “No, you said you would like to marry me and I ask if you would marry me and if you were proposing”

Bette: “and I said yes”

Tina: “and you accepted to marry me”

Bette: “that is not how it happened”

At this point, Louise doubted on the maturity of both girls to commit in marriage.

Louise: “ha-ha…, Bette, honey, do you realize Tina has only sixteen, she is still an underage, she needs my acquiescence to do that, and you my dear Bette, you, will have eighteen in December, you can’t take responsibility for an underage who is not your own child, have you think about that? Besides, you both need to grow more; you are still a little juvenile”

Bette: “that’s not fair, Tina and I may have our disagreements but we can take care of each other”

Tina: “mom…, when you went to New Berkeley you were fifteen, and at sixteen you went to live with Bette’s mother and my other mom, you had sex with two girls, yet, when you found that Bette and I were girlfriends you almost disapprove, and now you don’t want us to engage”

Bette: “yes, Louise why are you opposed to our commitment?”

Louise: “wait, wait…, I didn’t say I’m against it…, indeed I have been hoping you both, will marry someday, but it doesn’t have to be this week or even this year, you could wait and besides you don’t even have the courtesy to ask, because, you know, Melvin and I are going to support you, actually this is what we want, but we have laws and rules in our society and you can’t bypass them, but we could help you, and instead of talking with us, you Bette, go there and scrub your supposed ‘engagement’ on Willow’s face…, is that so important for you Bette? To show everybody that Tina is ‘yours’ as if it could be possible; what are you going to do next…, are you going to find Brenda and tell her the same…? Would you send a letter to Henry to the mental hospital informing him it…?  Don’t you trust your girlfriend?”