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What If – 14 (A)
Alice: Would you choose me?
Dana: [now it was she who was at a loss for words]
Alice: [stares at her]
Dana: I don’t know.
Alice: Me either, I’m not the same person I was 10 years ago.
Dana: Neither am I.
Alice: This shit is crazy.
Dana: [trying to lighten the tense mood sings] It’s bananas….B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Alice: [laughs out loud at her failed Gwen Stefani impression]
Dana: [laughs with her]
Alice: Your voice sounds like a thousand cats purring.
Dana: Awwwwwww.
Alice: On acid.
Dana: [laughs out loud] That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Alice: Really?
Dana: [in a flirtatious tone] Really.
Alice: You’re a mess.
Dana: [returning to a more serious tone] I think we should give each other space, not too much but just enough until we sort things out.
Alice: I think you’re right it’s not fair to Tasha or Lara.
Dana: Are you going to tell her what’s been going on?
Alice: I have to she deserves that much.
Dana: I’m not going to end up on the next episode of First 48 am I?
Alice: Uh, now that I’m not so sure of. [she lied]
Tasha wasn’t the jealous type however, since they’ve been together hearing the constant comparison between she and Dana had taken its toll she was not a fan of Dana Fairbanks. To hear she had cast her aside in order to casually date her ex was going to be the nail in the coffin. Although, she remained unsure about her feelings she was not ready to let Tasha walk out of her life either no matter how upset, hurt, and pissed she was going to be.
Dana: Just so you know I plan to tell Lara too.
Alice: I understand.
Dana: Well, with that being said we should toast. [raising her glass]
Alice: [picking up her glass] To what?
Dana: After telling our significant others this may very well be the last time were allowed to hang out.
Alice: I see your point.
Dana: [smiling]
Alice: Oh, no—no, I remember that look Dane don’t!!!!!
Dana: Thank you for being a friend!
Alice: [shakes her head]
Dana: [continues to sing] Travel down the road and back again—-Your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant!
Alice: You sound like death!
Dana: And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: [seeing the veins in her neck protrude as she struggled to hit the high note caused her to burst out laughing]
Dana: [as the last note struggled to release itself from her voice they were interrupted by the sound of an applause]
Alice: [covers her mouth with her hands hoping to conceal her loud laughter]
Dana: Thank you! Thank you! You hear that Al, that is the sound of—–.
Hi Dane. [a voice suddenly interrupts]
Dana: [turning her head looks in horror] LARA!!!!
Lara: [shifting her attention] Alice. [she says her name in a dry tone]
Alice: [feeling like her throat dropped into her stomach sat frozen unable to move]
TBC
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Hi Skunk:
Very nice chapter, poor Bette, opening her mouth before using her brain, not a good thing to do.
Tasha has many possibilities, but she wants to make things work with Alice.
Wow, Dana was caught with her hands in the cookie jar; she and Alice are at a crossroad let’s see where they’ll go.
Thanks so much for this nice and funny chapter, I’ll read the update.
P