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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Story written on April 22, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Los Angeles County Jail……..(a week before) Police Officer: [snickering] Hey, Austin your presence has been requested……again. Austin: [sitting at her desk filling out paperwork] I’m glad you find all this funny. Police Officer: Correction…….it’s not just me the entire precinct including the inmates find this funny! Austin: [letting out a sigh of frustration finally looking

    Los Angeles County Jail……..(a week before)

    Police Officer: [snickering] Hey, Austin your presence has been requested……again.

    Austin: [sitting at her desk filling out paperwork] I’m glad you find all this funny.

    Police Officer: Correction…….it’s not just me the entire precinct including the inmates find this funny!

    Austin: [letting out a sigh of frustration finally looking up from her work]

    Police Officer: I’m just curious how does a restraining order work if the person you filed the protective order against is now one of your prisoners?

    Austin: [ignoring his question] What does she want now?

    Police Officer: [smiling before biting into an apple] Oh, nothing……just you.

    Austin: [shaking her head sticks out her hand]

    Police Officer: [placing the prison keys in her hand burst out in laughter]

    Austin: [reluctantly pushing her chair away from her desk she stands to her feet then heads towards the main housing floor.]

    Police Officer: [sarcastically waving] Have fun!

    Austin: [flips him the bird]

    Standing in front of the main entrance she signals to the security camera to open the main door. Opening the next set of doors with a key she inhales trying to mentally prepare herself for what was to come. Ignoring the stares and giggles from the inmates as she passed by she finally reached cell twenty six.

    Austin: [in a disgusted tone] What do you want now?

    Inmate: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Austin: I’m not going to do this with you I don’t’ have time to entertain your childish games I have work to do. [she says before turning around beginning to walk away]

    Inmate: Okay, fine but as soon as you get back to your desk I feel a sudden fever coming on.

    Austin: [in a pissed off tone] What the hell do you want!?

    Inmate: [laying stretched out on the bottom bunk with her arms folded behind her head] Answer my question and you can go.

    Austin: Fine.

    Inmate: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Austin: [through gritted teeth] No.

    Inmate: Enough to break the ice hi my name is Jenny.

    Austin: [firmly gripping the cell bars] Listen, you psychopath that was the worst pick up line in the history of pickup lines I know who you are we dated for six months!

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    3. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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