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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Jenny: You were never really affectionate.

    Brooke: BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS FUCKING SMOOTHERING ME!

    Jenny: I wouldn’t call texting you 60 times a day I love you smothering.

    Brooke: I TOLD YOU I NEEDED SPACE!

    Jenny: I respected that so I started texting……. I    love    you.

    Brooke: SEE THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

    Jenny: I miss complementing you every morning on your mustache.

    Brooke: [covering her top lip] I arrested you four days ago dressed like Big Foot, wearing lime green nipple pasties, and a Lamda Lamda Lamda Revenge of the Nerds poodle skirt! You’ve refused your right to a phone call now anybody else would have been trying to get the hell out of here but oh no not you you’re treating this like some vacation get away!

    Jenny: More, like the honeymoon we never got a chance to take I will not feel guilty for wanting to spend time with my girlfriend.

    Brooke: EX-GIRLFRIEND! WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I BROKE UP WITH YOU MONTHS AGO YOU…..YOU….YOU RIVER MONSTER!

    Jenny: I would take away all the chairs in the world just so you would have to sit on my face.

    Brooke: [sarcastically mimicking holding a cell phone to her ear] Oh, I’m sorry the vagina you’re trying to reach is no longer accepting calls from your crazy ass!!!!

    Inmate in the next cell: Now, that’s what I call relationship goals!

    Brooke: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    Jenny: We are very much in love not even a restraining order can keep me from looking into our home at night to make sure you’re safe and sound.

    Brooke: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [she cries out in frustration trying to shake the bars only to hear the rest of the inmates burst out in laughter] I SWEAR I HATE YOU! [she says before walking off]

    Jenny: [yelling through the bars] I LOVE YOU MORE MY LOVE!

    Brooke: [making her way back towards her desk]

    Police Officer: [jokingly] Hey, Austin how did your little date go?

    Brooke: [ignoring him she picks up the phone dials a number awaiting an answer] Hello this is Brooke I am hoping to speak with Kit Porter is she available? [a few seconds later] Uh, Helena?

    Helena: Speaking……..wait a sec Brooke? As in Jennys Brooke?

    Brooke: Please don’t mention my name and hers in the same sentence!

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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