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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Jenny: You were never really affectionate.
Brooke: BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS FUCKING SMOOTHERING ME!
Jenny: I wouldn’t call texting you 60 times a day I love you smothering.
Brooke: I TOLD YOU I NEEDED SPACE!
Jenny: I respected that so I started texting……. I love you.
Brooke: SEE THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Jenny: I miss complementing you every morning on your mustache.
Brooke: [covering her top lip] I arrested you four days ago dressed like Big Foot, wearing lime green nipple pasties, and a Lamda Lamda Lamda Revenge of the Nerds poodle skirt! You’ve refused your right to a phone call now anybody else would have been trying to get the hell out of here but oh no not you you’re treating this like some vacation get away!
Jenny: More, like the honeymoon we never got a chance to take I will not feel guilty for wanting to spend time with my girlfriend.
Brooke: EX-GIRLFRIEND! WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I BROKE UP WITH YOU MONTHS AGO YOU…..YOU….YOU RIVER MONSTER!
Jenny: I would take away all the chairs in the world just so you would have to sit on my face.
Brooke: [sarcastically mimicking holding a cell phone to her ear] Oh, I’m sorry the vagina you’re trying to reach is no longer accepting calls from your crazy ass!!!!
Inmate in the next cell: Now, that’s what I call relationship goals!
Brooke: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jenny: We are very much in love not even a restraining order can keep me from looking into our home at night to make sure you’re safe and sound.
Brooke: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [she cries out in frustration trying to shake the bars only to hear the rest of the inmates burst out in laughter] I SWEAR I HATE YOU! [she says before walking off]
Jenny: [yelling through the bars] I LOVE YOU MORE MY LOVE!
Brooke: [making her way back towards her desk]
Police Officer: [jokingly] Hey, Austin how did your little date go?
Brooke: [ignoring him she picks up the phone dials a number awaiting an answer] Hello this is Brooke I am hoping to speak with Kit Porter is she available? [a few seconds later] Uh, Helena?
Helena: Speaking……..wait a sec Brooke? As in Jennys Brooke?
Brooke: Please don’t mention my name and hers in the same sentence!
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!