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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Story written on April 22, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=94418
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    Tina: [sarcastically] Ah, of course Satans back page. Helena: You told me you were going up the street to Petsmart to get the Pooper Scooper 3000 next thing I know you’re being hailed off to jail along with my car for loitering and illegally selling cabbits or whatever the hell that is! Tina: Cabbits? Jenny:

    Tina: [sarcastically] Ah, of course Satans back page.

    Helena: You told me you were going up the street to Petsmart to get the Pooper Scooper 3000 next thing I know you’re being hailed off to jail along with my car for loitering and illegally selling cabbits or whatever the hell that is!

    Tina: Cabbits?

    Jenny: Yup, my animal rights counterparts and I are in the business of breeding cats with rabbits.

    Tina: Its official I’ve heard it all.

    Helena: You owe me $675.00 dollars!

    Jenny: No, I don’t.

    Helena: Yes, you do!

    Jenny: No, I don’t.

    Tina: How you figure?

    Jenny: Because it wasn’t my fault her car got towed.

    Helena: But you drove it!

    Jenny: You’re the one who let me borrow it therefore the fault is your own.

    Helena: If I didn’t have to attend fake mass on Sunday I would rearrange your——-!

    Kit: [interrupts by walking into the kitchen] Hey, everyone the skewers are ready—-[realizing Jenny was in the kitchen] I see the demon spawn has arrived.

    Jenny: [running towards her hugging her] Kit!

    Kit: [flinching her off] Don’t hug me you bed bug!

    Jenny: Kit, you just hurt my feelings.

    Kit: I hurt your feelings?

    Jenny: Yes.

    Bette: What feelings you mean the two you have left?

    Jenny: Hi Bette it’s nice to you too.

    Helena: She broke into your house.

    Bette: [shocked] Did you make another key!?

    Helena: No, like spider man she scaled the side of your house and came through a second-floor window.

    Bette: What the hell!?

    Jenny: [defensively] The window was open.

    Bette: Why didn’t you just come through the front door?

    Jenny: I’m sorry I don’t understand the question.

    Kit: Bette what are you doing?

    Bette: [frustrated opens a drawer taking out a hammer and nails] About to boobey trap all the windows!

    Helena: Ooooh, I want to come! [she says before following behind her]

    Tina: Why must you create chaos everywhere you go?

    Jenny: Why do you use pool noodles for tampons?

    Tina: [grabbing a wooden spoon lunges towards her but is stopped but Kit]

    Kit: If I wasn’t for the fact of me still trying to get the bond money I put up for her back I’d sick you on her!

    Jenny: [popping a cracker into her mouth smiling] So, is Bette moving to China or not because if she is I want first dibs on the house first thing on my list is to repaint this kitchen the color is hideous!!!!!

    TBC

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    3. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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