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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Jenny: [leaving her bunk slowly walks towards her] Awwwww, Brooke did I ever tell you how beautiful you look when you’re angry?
Brooke: To you its Officer Austin and I don’t appreciate being summoned to your cell every 15 minutes!
Jenny: I can’t help it I miss spending time with you remind me again why we broke up?
Brooke: [sarcastically] Oh, I don’t know where should I start maybe it’s because you loosened all the bolts on my tires damn near killing me!
Jenny: [in a calm tone] Well, I figured since you were cheating you could cheat death too.
Brooke: I wasn’t cheating!
Jenny: I found text messages from a woman named Teresa May.
Brooke: For the umpteenth time its pronounced TRESemmé and it’s a hair shampoo my mother recommended!
Jenny: [ignoring her explanation] I remember how we used to cuddle after making love.
Brooke: [raising her voice] I only cuddled with you so I knew where you were at all times to make sure you wouldn’t steal anymore of my clothes!
Jenny: I did not steal your clothes I merely borrowed them to [she pauses] enhance them.
Brooke: [reaching for the tag in her uniform] Yeah, I know you sewed your name into all of them!
Jenny: So, you wouldn’t forget me.
Inmate in the next cell: [yells] And here I thought I was crazy!
Brooke: HEY CAN IT! [she yells out then turns her attention back to Jenny] Or, let’s talk about how you wouldn’t allow me to have any friends!
Jenny: Not true you only needed three.
Brooke: [turning beat red]
Jenny: The father, the son, and the holy spirit.
Brooke: [completely losing it] I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN I GOT THE CALL FROM PETSMART ABOUT SOME WOMAN LOITERING ILLEGALLY SELLING CABBITS OUTSIDE THEIR STORE IT HAD YOU’RE NAME WRITTEN——–.
Jenny: [cutting her off] Breeding cabbits is a lucrative business.
Another Inmate: [overhearing the conversation] THAT’S HOW I GOT LOCKED UP!
Jenny: See.
Brooke: SHUT THE HELL UP! [now looking at Jenny still gripping the bars] Cabbits!? You have to be one sick person to come up with the idea to breed cats with rabbits!
Jenny: [reaches over and caressed a few of her fingers through the bars]
Brooke: [feeling her skin crawl she pulled her hand back]
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!