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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Story written on April 22, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=94418
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    Helena: How did you get in I didn’t hear the doorbell? Tina: [folding her arms] Yeah, how did you get in because Bette and Kit are out on the patio!? You better not have made another key!? Helena: Tina, now do I seem like the type to invade on someone else’s privacy? Tina & Helena:

    Helena: How did you get in I didn’t hear the doorbell?

    Tina: [folding her arms] Yeah, how did you get in because Bette and Kit are out on the patio!? You better not have made another key!?

    Helena: Tina, now do I seem like the type to invade on someone else’s privacy?

    Tina & Helena: [in unison] YES!!!

    Jenny: Well, for your information I no longer have a key since you had the locks changed.

    Tina: [fuming] How did you get in my house Jenny!?

    Jenny: Through the second story guest bedroom window you know just an fyi you shouldn’t leave the windows opened any stranger could just crawl right on in.

    Tina: Like you?

    Jenny: Nope, I said stranger.

    Helena: Why didn’t you just ring the door bell and come through the front door like a normal person?

    Jenny: Because I’m not normal.

    Helena: [nods her head in agreement]

    Tina: How in the hell did you——-.

    Jenny: [cutting her off] So, as promised I bought one of my favorite dishes. [she says proudly placing a bowl on the counter]

    Tina: [still pissed she blatantly removes the foil covering the bowl] What is this?

    Jenny: [she proudly says] My favorite dish I spent all morning making it!

    Helena: [looking down in the bowl] Have you gone mad!?

    Tina: You mean you spent all morning pouring it from a box.

    Jenny: I can’t wait to eat it either!

    Tina: Jenny this a bowl filled with Cookie Crisp cereal.

    Jenny: I know [she yells excitedly] what you’re thinking and before you ask yes you have to share!

    Tina: [at a complete loss of words walks away]

    Jenny: Helena, other than being born on Mistake Island how are you?

    Helena: I’m not speaking to you.

    Jenny: Why not? What did I do?

    Helena: You got my car towed!

    Tina: What?

    Helena: See, I’ve always thought we were crazy but ever since you joined that little cult you have lost your mind!

    Jenny: Correction Fur-ma-ggedon – Fur Is Not Supposed to Itch is not a cult it is a prestigious animal rights club.

    Tina: [just hearing the name made her skin itch] Really, how did you find out about this club?

    Jenny: I will have you know Tina I conducted thorough research which lead me to a very reliable source………craigslist.

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    3. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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