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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Tina: [laughing] I’m telling you right now the moment you step foot inside that church your ass is going to catch on fire!
Helena: [pouting in agreement] Like the head on Ghost Rider!
Tina: [laughing even harder] Then why did you agree to go?
Helena: Because she’s gorgeous and looks like she taste like Dove soap what can I say I’m a sucker for a beautiful woman.
Tina: I like to be a fly on the wall Sunday morning!
Helena: I’m so freaking mad with Shane! How in the hell does she know a nun anyway!?
Tina: Knowing Shane the possibilities are endless.
Helena: So, how this pans out stay tuned.
Tina: Oh, trust me I will [she says smiling]
Helena: Okay, I talked now it’s your turn.
Tina: [leaning against the sink sighs] Bette got offered this really great job.
Helena: Fantastic congratulations are in order!
Tina: She won’t take it.
Helena: Well, why not?
Tina: Because if she accepts the position she will be working overseas for long periods of time.
Helena: Oh, well that’s not too bad.
Tina: In China.
Helena: [in a surprised tone] Oh, wow!
Tina: She’s afraid if she takes the job were going to end up like Dana and Lara.
Helena: Or like Alice and Tasha.
Tina: Exactly.
Helena: Well, on one hand I can’t blame her if I had what you guys have I wouldn’t want to be away from the woman I love either, but on the other hand this sounds like her dream job and if she turns it down she might regret it.
Tina: I told her the same thing but she thinks I’m trying to push her out the door like I want to get rid of her or something and that’s the worst part because I love her more than life itself.
Helena: Listen, this will work its self out you guys will be fine.
Tina: I know but she’s just so stubborn sometimes I just want her to see by not taking this job it will be a huge mistake and——. [suddenly the side doors to the kitchen slam open]
Helena: Jenny! What the hell!?
Jenny: [intruding on the last of their conversation] What will be a mistake?
Tina: [raising her voice] You bursting into my kitchen like I got contraband!
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!