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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Tina: [laughing] I’m telling you right now the moment you step foot inside that church your ass is going to catch on fire!

    Helena: [pouting in agreement] Like the head on Ghost Rider!

    Tina: [laughing even harder] Then why did you agree to go?

    Helena: Because she’s gorgeous and looks like she taste like Dove soap what can I say I’m a sucker for a beautiful woman.

    Tina: I like to be a fly on the wall Sunday morning!

    Helena: I’m so freaking mad with Shane! How in the hell does she know a nun anyway!?

    Tina: Knowing Shane the possibilities are endless.

    Helena: So, how this pans out stay tuned.

    Tina: Oh, trust me I will [she says smiling]

    Helena: Okay, I talked now it’s your turn.

    Tina: [leaning against the sink sighs] Bette got offered this really great job.

    Helena: Fantastic congratulations are in order!

    Tina: She won’t take it.

    Helena: Well, why not?

    Tina: Because if she accepts the position she will be working overseas for long periods of time.

    Helena: Oh, well that’s not too bad.

    Tina: In China.

    Helena: [in a surprised tone] Oh, wow!

    Tina: She’s afraid if she takes the job were going to end up like Dana and Lara.

    Helena: Or like Alice and Tasha.

    Tina: Exactly.

    Helena: Well, on one hand I can’t blame her if I had what you guys have I wouldn’t want to be away from the woman I love either, but on the other hand this sounds like her dream job and if she turns it down she might regret it.

    Tina: I told her the same thing but she thinks I’m trying to push her out the door like I want to get rid of her or something and that’s the worst part because I love her more than life itself.

    Helena: Listen, this will work its self out you guys will be fine.

    Tina: I know but she’s just so stubborn sometimes I just want her to see by not taking this job it will be a huge mistake and——. [suddenly the side doors to the kitchen slam open]

    Helena: Jenny! What the hell!?

    Jenny: [intruding on the last of their conversation] What will be a mistake?

    Tina: [raising her voice] You bursting into my kitchen like I got contraband!

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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